being gay & poor vol. 1

[sundog]

a)when you see THE shoes, but can't afford them...


b)when you know your shoes are bad, but you have to wear them anyway...


the horror, the horror

[Heidi]

1. With all due respect, sundog . . .

that's not a lot different than my own straight, poor woman days.

You look like a guy who could get by with bad shoes. That's a gift, ya know.

[sundog]

2. the horror

[Heidi]

39. Yeah. I know.

Subject: Yeah. I know.
Message:
There's a pair of shoes out there that I've wanted for 20 years, and I owned them once many years ago for about six months. But somehow, my ex-husband got them in the divorce. They're now my Holy Grail.

Don't hate me for this, but:

[AlCzervik]

47. oh i like, i could picture building an outfit around those.

i love shoes.

[sundog]

56. so you sympathize

:P

[AlCzervik]

59. oh yes, there are some boots i really, really want but really, really

don't need so i'm not buying them. But i want them so bad!!:-(

[AussieDave]

57. Leopard spots on shoes ?? No No No No

Patsy Stone would have a fit - pink diamante with bows, maybe......

[khashka]

3. Who needs expensive shoes

when you have the sexiest nose on the internet? And you got it for free!

Khash.

[sundog]

4. hahahaha

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

5. This is just an excuse to post the sad fuck smiley.

We know how you are :D

[sundog]

6. hardly

i'm having a hard time today :P

[JimmyJazz]

8. Let's get our priorities in line, please?

Are you having a good hair day?

[sundog]

11. i don't have enough to be worried about that

:P

[Old_Fart]

7. "People don't look down at someones feet"

When they are busy looking at everything else. :evilgrin:

[sundog]

9. ohhh but they do

you have no idea how important good shoes are to one's psychological state :P

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Just take your shirt off.

Nobody will get past gawking at your gray chest hair.:P

[sundog]

16. ohhhh hissssssssss

[AussieDave]

54. Oooo MEOW !! THAT'S cutting, isn't it ??

says me, who has NO chest hair to go gray or any other color....

[sundog]

55. claws come out

:P

[lateo]

58. I do...

I'm not gay but I dated a girl in college that educated me about shoes...so I now have a fetish about women's shoes.

:)

[bridgit]

10. shit dude!!

then that makes me: gay & poor vol. 2, pleased to meet'ya :hi:

[sundog]

17. followed by how can i be driving this car????

:P

[bridgit]

28. now hold up right there, cowbot...

and yes, you heard me right, that was: "cowbot", but this ain't one'ah those ontological 'am i the train or the depot' questions, is it :shrug:

[sundog]

37. oh my, i was called a 'cowbot'

to be chronicled in being gay & poor vol. 15

[bridgit]

52. that's the spirit, keep your sunny-sundog-side up, up...

[Misunderestimator]

12. Hey sundog... I'll send you my old shoes if that helps.

:)



I've got lots of pumps I don't wear anymore.

[sundog]

13. abandoned shoes?

that IS sad

[Misunderestimator]

15. I unburied a bucket full of Victorian lace-up boots from my backyard

when I lived in NY. A friend had come over with a metal detector. Good stuff...

[sundog]

22. searching for gold?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

27. No, searching for buckets of shoes...

:P

On edit... :eyes:

[sundog]

30. used them to fertilize the flower bed?

i do that too :thumbsup:

[Misunderestimator]

33. Used them to scare away the moles.

[hfojvt]

18. stop hounding me!

I already told you, the check is in the mail.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3875848&mesg_id=3875999

[sundog]

19. and you got that thread locked didn't you??

:grr:

[hfojvt]

35. no, it is just archived

Of course, threads on which I post usually sink like stones. Put your seatbelt on!

[matcom]

20. just go barefoot

and invite sniffa over :D

[sundog]

21. like you? barefoot & pregnant?

you just keep popping them out

[matcom]

23. not my fault!

Misunderestimator thinks my place is barefoot and pregnant in the home x(

i started lactating last night (again). tastes a little like scotch

[GOPisEvil]

24. Hey, progmom played a song for you and the baby's mama earlier!

:rofl:

[matcom]

26. WHAT??

do tell!

[GOPisEvil]

29. Check out her thread.

:) Ella, even.

[matcom]

32. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

progmom, you are TOO COOL!

[tjdee]

25. I need new shoes, too.

I don't understand women with a billion pairs of shoes. I have four. No sneakers. I have worn one pair to *death*. I'm seriously considering a service for them ala Rudy's goldfish in The Cosby Show.

But alas. I still need to wear them! :cry:

[sundog]

34. you only need one really good pair

they can make or break you existence :P

[Cathyclysmic]

31. Cheer up, Sundog..September is the best time for.....

The Sale

Imagine a straight man saying, "Oh. My. God. Three hundred dollar designer shoes for sixty bucks. I've died and gone to heaven!" Or buying a pair of slacks, wearing them for a night, then -- gasp! -- returning them! Well, we're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Get used to it. In the metrosexual universe, shopping is at least as cool as golf. 50% markdown? That's justice. Pump your fist and say, Oh, yeah.

Meaning: Serendipity, cunning, a treasure found.

Reversed: Pleasure in details

[sundog]

36. yes!!!!

:bounce:

[xchrom]

38. i love shoes -- but i have really expensive taste.

i wear a lot of flip flops.

[tjwmason]

40. Inaccurate subject line

Should read "being vain, poor, and a total drama-queen sympathy whore vol.1" please amend at earliest possible convenience. :P

[sundog]

41. i went to the TJ Mason Institute of Queen-ery

everything i learned, i learned from you...

does this mean i get to graduate?

she is your neighbor, right? :evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

43. You bitch.

It gets you first class honours.

But mainly because I'm in a wonderful mood thanks to The Dukes of Hazzard on D.V.D. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Cannikin]

45. Yeeeee Haaaaw

[sundog]

46. she's in a charming mood today, isn't she?

:evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

48. ahem - ahem

Sorry - just got something caught in the throat - just ignore me (you usually do afterall).

Your comments above notwithstanding - I do have to bow to your far greater superiority in terms of sympathy whoring, I'm no good at it at all - whereas you're a total master (or should that be mistress?). And all in all, it still has to be said :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug:

Especially as I've got Dukes of Hazzard D.V.D.s :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[sundog]

50. i'm sorry...

about the dukes of hazzard dvd's :P

[tjwmason]

51. We're getting rather close to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang territory now

Next thing you'll suggest that Audrey Hepburn wasn't the most gorgeous person ever to walk on the planet.

I bet you're a damnyankee too. :P

But you can't bother me now 'coz I'm uber happy.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[tjwmason]

49. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaw right back at ya.

Bo Duke is totally hot - and I melt at the sound of a man with a southern accent (I think I've told you that before). Plus the sheer mindless fun of it all. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

42. awww

do you want us to mail donations so you can buy the shoes of your dreams

[sundog]

44. i just want a new pair in time for the

full beaver moon gathering in november :P

[In_The_Wind]

53. That COULD be arranged!

unless your tootsies need very expensive new shoes

[Placebo]

60. I'm sorry babe...

Shoes are the lifeblood of the modern homogay.

:hug:

[Left Is Write]

61. That sounds just like being a poor straight woman.

I'd be a shoe whore if I could.

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Do your shoes look like this?

That makes me sad.