Robb
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:19 PM
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In this thread shall ye post only the TRUTH: |
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Thusly:
The TRUTH is that society only expects you to mow your lawn as often as your immediate next-door neighbor.
The TRUTH. :D
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:24 PM
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1. Robb is not necessarily a dingbat |
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We have not yet seen conclusive proof either way.
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Deja Q
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:25 PM
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2. Pity more people don't mow it down to the root... |
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:35 PM
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3. no matter how hard I try, my lawn will not die. |
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It is my nemesis and has killed three lawn mowers. I have a riding now sitting in the middle of the yard, dead because of the lawn. I am contemplating putting a bullet hole through it, truth be told. Since, I do not have a gun, I am searching the garage for my hammer.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:37 PM
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:42 PM
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My stepdad calls my yard, "Triffads" after the horror movie. It's uphill both ways to mow it. No kidding. It's a horror. That's the TRUTH.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:45 PM
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I don't get spending a fortune on weed killers and fertilizers and a lot of sweat on mowing and caring for a patch of grass. You can't eat it, it's not like a garden and it's not even pretty like flowers are. My lawns have always been a disgrace (at least in the eyes of other poeple - pardon the typos, I hve a large cut on the tip of my left index finger and it's screwing up my typing - I'm sick of correcting all the mistakes and I'm not going to do it anymore) where was I?
Oh, yeagh, my lawns have never been admired because I like dandelions and refuse to kill them or dig them up.
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:47 PM
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Sat Aug-20-05 04:53 PM
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that required some thought. What are you trying to do to me?
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:52 PM
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9. Horses can't breathe through their mouth |
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You can't always get what you want. Every rose has its thorn. Nothing lasts forever, not even the earth and sky. All who are born die. Don't truth me and I won't truth you.
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