CAPTION the Liar in Winter - Democratic Underground

underpants

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Mon Nov-10-03 01:47 PM
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CAPTION the Liar in Winter

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SiobhanClancy

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Mon Nov-10-03 01:55 PM
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1. "Do I touch my nose first and then try to walk a straight line...

or is it the other way around?"

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skip fox

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Mon Nov-10-03 02:03 PM
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2. "W. is "thinking": "Hmmm. Sunshine. I like sunshine.

Edited on Mon Nov-10-03 02:05 PM by skip fox

Night's a real trip. If I was a day of the week, what day would I be? I like autumn the best I think, and cerulean is my favorite color. I learned how to spell it. Wonder how Iraq is doing? I don't like to watch soccer. Wonder what anyone sees in it. Wow. Time for a briefing. Boy, I love my briefings. Or what kinda tree would I be? Birch. Definitely."

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underpants

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Mon Nov-10-03 02:08 PM
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3. I don't know what all those black people are talking about.....

it's easy to get a cab to stop.

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underpants

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Mon Nov-10-03 02:12 PM
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4. Man this is hard but I better keep practicing.I won't be POTUS for ever

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cosmicdot

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Mon Nov-10-03 02:21 PM
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5. there he goes playing Inspector Kemp again

"Then I may give the villagers your complete assurance that you have no interest whatsoever in carrying on your grandfather's work"

Footschteps, footschteps, footschteps!

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11 Bravo

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Mon Nov-10-03 03:33 PM
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6. OK, time to switch.

Right thumb out of the ass, left thumb in.

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Nov-10-03 03:36 PM
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7. STILL totally clueless, W hails the Presidential Limousine like a taxi...

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skip fox

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Mon Nov-10-03 04:07 PM
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8. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

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