What's the first thought you have waking up every day?

[graywarrior]

What's the last thought you have before going to sleep at night?

[Jackpine Radical]

1. On waking:

I gotta pee.

Before going to sleep:
Did I pee?

[hippywife]

5. LOL! I was gonna say that! :O) n/t

[Seabiscuit]

12. Before going to sleep:

I better pee before I get in bed.

On waking:

I better not pee before I get up.

[barb162]

25. bwaha

[Solly Mack]

2. I check for any recent obits that have gained the attention of the

world.
(read between the lines)

[graywarrior]

3. hee hee

[Chicken Girl]

4. What time is it?

Last Saturday I woke up at 7:30 WITHOUT the alarm.

Yesterday I woke up at 6:10!!!! NOT FAIR!!!

[sundog]

6. giving thanks the past few days

[Pharlo]

7. DAMN CEILLING FELL!!!

DAMN DOGS!!!

And the magic words to get the canine tag team off my previously sleeping body...."Anyone want to go outside?"

Last thought at night:

Inventory of things I need to place outside the puppy's reach - and did I?....

[Catchawave]

8. Good poll !

Made me think :) And yes, I'm overly obsessive !

[datasuspect]

9. who's gonna get it first?

[graywarrior]

10. Kick for you lazy bastards just waking up.

[tjwmason]

11. By the time I wake

It's about 10 a.m., and I've been at work for an hour.

My first is therefore usually related to work. :(

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. "Fuckin' alarm clock, fucker piece of shit fuck, now I gotta pee, fuck"

[Tallison]

28. And..."Fuckin' cats"

"Wonder how much their pelts are worth?"

[sakabatou]

14. First thought before bed

Mmmm... sleep.

Thought waking up:
Do I have to get up?

[WCGreen]

15. I wake up wit a nice stretch and a big yawn...

Then I scratch the cat and say real loud so even god can hear me...

I am in love with life.....

Then I really wake up scratch my ass and say oh fuck another day....

Where does it hurt now.....

Then I look at the clock, turn the TV off of the jazz and see how that market is doing....

That's how I tell if the world has gone in the shitter while I slept.....

[dajoki]

16. COFFEE!!

:donut:

[trof]

21. Yep. And "I'm not going to New York."

Before I retired, I was an airline pilot.
In New York.
Commuting from Pensacola.
During all those years, my first waking thought was "When do I have to be in New York?"

It was a tricky commute. My flights usually left at 1:00 a.m.
So I have a flight on the 10th.
But I really have to be there on the afternoon or evening of the 9th.
You'd be surprised how many smart guys showed up a day late because of this.

I was downright paranoid about it.
Kept one calendar in my office and another in the bathroom.
"COMMUTE!" was in big red letters on my travel day.
I never missed a flight.

I had been retired for over six months before my first waking thought wasn't about getting to work.
whew

[graywarrior]

23. LOL. Thanks, that's intriguing

[kodi]

17. "what did the dogs get into while I was asleep?"

1. trash can
2. clothes hamper
3. refrigerator (it has happened twice)
4. dug under the fence and are now parading around the neighborhood.

i do a tail count and go back to sleep

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. I usually wake up .....

thinking about the people in my life who I love, and who love me....


A very nice way to wake up....IMHO....


:kick:


And then I think, damn, I have to pee right now....

[graywarrior]

19. Kick for the evening crew

[elshiva]

20. Do I have to get up now?

[BikeWriter]

22. "What's going on in The Lounge?"

[graywarrior]

24. Group Therapy.

[SOteric]

26. My first thought of the day and my last are the same, the details

of which would get this thread locked down in a hot, sweaty heartbeat.

:loveya:

[Clintmax]

27. None of the above...

I'm like...show me the bathroom, and then show me some COFFEE!
:rofl:

[graywarrior]

29. Kick for the night freaks

[JVS]

30. What causes morning wood?

[swag]

31. How can I best serve my clients?

[MrSlayer]

32. Depends. On work days I usually think "Shit! I'm Late!".

On off days I'll usually think "Ah, I can go back to sleep" and do so. It's always something different at night. Couldn't even answer that one.