i have a nephew (11 years old) who talks like carl from slingblade

[datasuspect]

i call him "lee harvey"

[Cannikin]

1. mmmmmmm Would you make me some biscuits?

[datasuspect]

2. with just a little mustard?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. I like them french fried potaters

mmm hmmmm

[MeatLoafZero]

4. Ain't got no gas in it.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

5. Picturing this has me doubled up in laughter.

:rofl:

[khashka]

6. I have an 11 year old nephew who talks like Eminem.

I keep telling him Marilon Manson would be a better role model...
But will he listen? Fuck no!

However, he just got himself a girlfriend. And she's black. And the whole family has turned against him. Except me. So we're getting a little closer.


Khash.

[datasuspect]

7. that sounds like a beautiful story

i ardently support miscegenation.

the world needs MORE BROWN BABIES!!!! it's because they are so beautiful.

and i really believe this, i'm not being sarcastic (for once).

[khashka]

8. Well, when I was a kid

I saw this racist dude on TV and he got pissed off and said "Well, maybe black people and white people should have babies! Then we'd all be brown and have nothing to fight about!"


Sounded good to me :)

Miscegenation is my middle name...


Khash.