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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:34 PM
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I just got paid by one of my clients. Anybody want to sell their soul?
Edited on Sun Aug-21-05 01:34 PM by Crazy Guggenheim
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :hide:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:36 PM
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1. are you a hooker?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:37 PM
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3. No! I just wondering if anyone wants to sell their soul. I get it
for eternity.

:popcorn:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:38 PM
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4. would you be interested in mine?
its pretty tiny
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:40 PM
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7. A soul is a soul. Have you ever sold your soul before?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:41 PM
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10. no but people usually run away when i show it to them
:shrug:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:43 PM
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13. Let me see it.
:popcorn:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:44 PM
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15. oh no. i'm not falling for THAT again
last time i did that you THEN said, "now let me touch it" x(
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:44 PM
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16. I don't do that.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:45 PM
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17. sure you don't
'Father' :eyes:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:46 PM
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18. I know where he is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Want some revenge?
Edited on Sun Aug-21-05 01:47 PM by Crazy Guggenheim
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:37 PM
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2. I sold my soul to the company store.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:39 PM
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5. What terms and conditions did they give you? I can get it from
them. I've got some info on them so I'm sure they'll comply.
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:42 PM
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12. Not sure how old you are
You may or may not know this song.


http://www.ernieford.com/Sixteen%20Tons.htm
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:43 PM
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14. I remember it.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 04:48 PM
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23. Thanks nt
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:39 PM
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6. Thank you, but I will pass on this one!
I want my soul to keep on living, even after this body is ashes!

:hi:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:40 PM
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8. No problem. I'm not pushy about it.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:40 PM
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9. You can buy my soul as long as I get to be immortal.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 01:42 PM
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11. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You will be eternal. Ha ha ha ha. I mean
I'm sure we can work out something.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 03:44 PM
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19. Given that my soul is infinitely priceless. . .
What are you offering?

Why do I fear this will be a Bart and Millhouse moment?

Five bucks is a total deal breaker.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 03:45 PM
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20. How about ten bucks?
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 04:33 PM
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22. A duel at sunrise is clearly warranted for that
miserly offer.

Hurrrumphhhh.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 03:57 PM
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21. Can't. Already sold it for beer money last week.
:)
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