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Mon Nov-10-03 03:00 PM
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Poll question: What Would You Consider The Perfect Size For The Male..... |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:02 PM
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1. I dont even know how big mine is |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:25 PM
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but I think I'm about average, at least based on the movies I've seen...
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:26 PM
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Ron Jeremy or John Holmes movies? |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:28 PM
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22. you know, it's hard to see a weenie on the big screen |
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so I've had to settle for Boogie Nights as my comparison, er, tool.
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:29 PM
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23. heh heh that was a stage prop |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:26 PM
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21. I was waiting for a comment on that heh |
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I am serious I dont know. I think I am average too.
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:33 PM
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28. Average human male... |
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penis is about 6 inches long. Whip those rulers out boys. :-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:36 PM
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30. but I am afraid the ruler may hit my dick |
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and that may hurt oh you mean a regular ruler.
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:44 PM
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I bet your mom has a tape measure around the house somewhere. No sharp edges. :eyes:
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:42 PM
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31. wouldn`t you like to know |
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:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:51 PM
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36. Only if you have the overwhelming urge... |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:49 PM
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34. Hey- I already know...but, |
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it wouldn't be propa....;)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:02 PM
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You need to get a life!:D
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:02 PM
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3. It ain't the tool, it's how ya use it.... |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:14 PM
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13. Granny's got it right |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:03 PM
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4. Um, I'm not necessarily a size "enthusiast" |
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But 7" to 10" is about right. :-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:04 PM
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5. Ok, it isn't JUST the size. |
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It does require that you have some clue about how to use it. But, that said, bigger is usually better. :-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:10 PM
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11. "bigger is usually better. :-)" |
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No fun if the girls you want complain that it hurts!
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:12 PM
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12. The find girls who... |
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don't "complain" that it hurts. ;-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:17 PM
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14. Imagine that Personal Ad |
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looking for a girl with a large loose sloppy "whowho". looks hieght weigh politics unimportant
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:19 PM
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16. I never said anything... |
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about large, loose, and sloppy. Just into pain. That's a personal ad that you're likely to get more responses to too. :evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:20 PM
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hows this :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:23 PM
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18. Does everyone on this board |
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know about my thing for paddles now? ;-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:24 PM
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:31 PM
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:05 PM
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:29 PM
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24. Yeah he hasn't released an album in forever |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:30 PM
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:06 PM
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of the male or female parts. It's the whole person and his/her mental being.
I like the size of $ better.
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:08 PM
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8. It ain't the meat, it's the motion! |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:10 PM
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Mine. at its current size, seems to work fine for me. Are you the one who keeps spaming me about increasing it?
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:10 PM
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10. You aint' stickin' that thing in me, it belongs on a horse |
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:18 PM
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15. I'm more interested in a man with good strong wrists |
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all he needs down below is enough to keep himself happy...
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:30 PM
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I actually laughed right out loud.
Been keepin' myself happy for years now. ;-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:34 PM
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I just squeeked into the perfered size by these poll results.
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:47 PM
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Do those exist outside of freak shows?
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:50 PM
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My very favorite ex is bigger than that even. (Kinda explains why he's my favorite.) ;-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:51 PM
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37. Nah...you must be using centimeters.... |
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That's frickin' impossible. MORE than 13??
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:53 PM
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he was already at 10 back in the 9th grade when we were dating (1985). I've seen it since and he wasn't done growing back then.
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Mon Nov-10-03 03:55 PM
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39. Nah...you're pullin my leg... |
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Mon Nov-10-03 04:02 PM
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41. I'd never pull your... |
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leg.
I'd post a pic to prove it but it would probably scare poor John Kleeb and scar him for life.
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Mon Nov-10-03 04:00 PM
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40. Huh? The male piano? What does that mean? |
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too inadequate to post text to this message
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Mon Nov-10-03 04:03 PM
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Mon Nov-10-03 04:05 PM
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43. I'm locking this thread |
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Moderators feel this thread should be locked as it could be deemed sexist to refer to size = adequecy =perfection=worth whether talking about men or women .
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