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Dragonfli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:17 PM
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I found this guy lurking out back...
He keeps muttering something about crushing all who oppose him.

Should I report him to homeland security,
Or Just laugh at him till he has an embolism?

Here is picture of the guy.




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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:21 PM
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1. LOL!
"...laugh at him till he has an embolism?" :rofl: That's rich! Nice morphing too!
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CelticWinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:22 PM
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2. yeah i would report the bum
thanks for the laugh :)
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DemGirl7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:26 PM
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3. I would report him...but not to Homeland Security
I'll report him to your local rebel base, I'm sure they would take care of him. Also I nerver knew that Emperor Palpatine looked just like Karl Rove when he younger.lol
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:31 PM
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4. got a taser?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:32 PM
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5. The Dark Side could learn a few things from Karl
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:45 PM
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6. reminds me of this creepy guy
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Dragonfli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 06:59 PM
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7. I think he was waiting in the car...
perhaps they are friends.

... wait I have to go now, the lurker just challenged me to a duel.



...I'm back, gee, that didn't take long, I was laughing at his limp saber(I couldn't help myself), and he turned red, cursed at me or something, then shape-shifted into a cloud of bats.

The car peeled out following the cloud, it happened so fast that I didn't get a good look at the plates.

Sorry, I will keep an eye out for that other psycho and post back if I see him.
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 07:08 PM
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8. Find his copy of "Innovative Torture Solutions For A Modern Age"
you know - the stuff that doesn't leave marks. I think the first volume was written by Stalin in the 30s... anyway, bust that out and go to town. Try tying him in a static position with a Ding Dong dangling just out of reach. Spice things up by screaming 'Confess You Rat!' into his ear from time to time.
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Dragonfli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 07:11 PM
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9. Sounds Like A Plan! - NT
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