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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:01 PM
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check out this email from a repuke
for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.


Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding the attacks on Sept. 11)



Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.


And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"


In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.


Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.



Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.


Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.


Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."


Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.


Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.


Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.



Are you laughing?


Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they WILL think of you for sending it. Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.




Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in!
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:03 PM
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1. i promptly replied
that god must me angry for electing george bush
and that Fawell is not running our Government
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:09 PM
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2. Best reply there is.
9-11 is God's judgement on Bush's election.

And the cause and effect actually makes some sense. Bush blew it.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:32 PM
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4. i agree
these kind of emails really get me reeling
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 12:09 AM
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9. I love that reply n/t
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:12 PM
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3. I would have to reply that their god sounds like quite the wuss.
I mean, wouldn't an all-knowing, benevolant creator care about all of his or her creation? Wouldn't he or she stick around and continue to protect the ones who still believe in him or her, even if some of the folks around the believers didn't believe at all?

If one of my kids is angry with me and refuses to speak to me, should I tell all of my kids to go to hell?

Their god sounds impotent, not omnipotent as they claim....

That would be my response to that piece of crap e-mail.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:35 PM
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5. i think they forgot the part.....
thou shalt not kill.....even in Iraq!!!!
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Chichiri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:48 PM
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6. Responses to that godspam from atheists
Edited on Sun Aug-21-05 08:50 PM by Chichiri
http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showpost.php?p=916476&postcount=3

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showpost.php?p=1546497&postcount=1

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showpost.php?p=2289735&postcount=2


Here's my own reply to a variant of that email, written long ago and saved into a text document for some reason



>Let's see, I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained she
>didn't want any prayer in our schools, and we said OK

First of all, it did not start with Madalyn Murray-O'Hair -- she was actually a soft of a 'Johnny-come-lately' to the school prayer debate. The first movements to remove teacher-led prayer from schools began several decades earlier.

It was the Engel v. Vitale case in 1962 in which the Supreme Court banned state composed prayer from public schools. The principle invovled came from a 1943 Supreme Court decision, in which it was written that no school official "high or petty" could "prescribe what shall be orthodox in . . . relgion."

O'Hair had nothing to do with that decision. Her case (Murray v. Curlett) came up a year later, and was one of two cases responsible for the banning of organized Bible-reading in schools. The companion case, Abington School District v. Schempp, was actually the deciding case; it struck down laws and practices allowing or requiring Bible readings, prayers, and other religious exercises during the school day, holding that "as the state cannot forbid, neither can it perform or aid in performing the religious function."

What you folks keep forgetting are the first five words in the above quote: "AS THE STATE CANNOT FORBID, neither can it perform or aid in performing the religious function."

Bibles and prayers have never, ever been forbidden from schools. Any school which denies any child the right to pray or read a Bible in private has violated the civil rights of that child. All the atheists have asked for is that the prohibitions receive equal attention to the permissions, nothing more.




>Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school.... the Bible that
>says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as
>yourself. And we said, OK.

Society did not say OK to this or anything like it. What we said NO to was the idea that the government could pick a particular version of the Bible to read to its students. That was the issue for Abington School District v. Schempp (1963). It is wrong to read this decision as a prohibition against having a Bible in school.



>Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave
>because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their
>self-esteem. And we said, an expert should know what he's talking about so we
>said OK, we won't spank them anymore.

The problem isn't spanking; the problem is beating. The law says that you cannot beat your children, not that you cannot spank your children. The only people who need to avoid spanking are those who can't tell the difference between spanking and beating, and there such avoidance is good for everyone, since parents locked in prison for beating their kids to death don't do good for anyone.

I certainly hope you're not advocating beating kids to death as an acceptable punishment, as it was in the Old Testament. I hope we're beyond that.



>Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children
>when they misbehave. And the school administrators said no faculty member in
>this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don't want
>any bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued. And we accepted their
>reasoning.

Certainly it is not true that teachers and principals are forbidden from disciplining our children when they misbehave. If anything discipline has gotten stricter over the years, what with so-called "zero tolerance" policies.

Are you saying that beating and humiliating should be acceptable conduct for our teachers and principals? Again, I certainly hope not!



>Then someone said, let's let our daughters have abortions if they want, and
>they won't even have to tell their parents. And we said, that's a grand idea.
>Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys and they're
>going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the condoms they want, so they
>can have all the fun they desire, and we won't have to tell their parents they
>got them at school. And we said, that's another great idea.

First of all, this is factually erroneous. In most states either the parents of minor females must consent to an abortion or there must be a court order permitting it.

Condoms are dispensed at some schools because "they're going to do it anyway" is a fact, and that leaves us with a choice of making disease prevention available or allowing STDs to spread like wildfire through the sexually active population of our schools. Teaching abstinence has NEVER worked in schools, never in all of history. If it did, we wouldn't need condoms in schools.

A century ago young girls "came of age" around the age of 17, and got married about the same time, so it was no big deal to have them wait until marriage to think about sex. (But then, a century or two ago, women weren't supposed to enjoy sex anyway.) Today, however, doctors have noted that girls (particularly black girls) as young as 7 and 8 years old are developing breasts and pubic hair.

THAT is why sexual activity has picked up in children under 15. Overactive hormones and abstinence simply don't mix. The solution is to open up communications about pregnancy, AIDS and other STDs, and to help our children be responsible for their actions.


>Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn't matter what we do in
>private as long as we do our jobs. And agreeing with them, we said it doesn't
>matter to me what anyone, including the President, does in private as long as
>I have a job and the economy is good.

Are you suggesting that our government should indeed spy on us in the privacy of our own bedroom, just to make sure that nobody does anything which society would consider immoral? Should my wife and I be prosecuted for having oral sex, since many Christians feel that it's immoral? Would YOU want a TV camera mounted in your bedroom, like in the book "1984?"



>And then someone said let's print magazines with pictures of nude women and
>call it wholesome, down-to-earth appreciation for the beauty of the female
>body. And we said we have no problem with that.

Actually, photography is a fairly recent invention. What about the art museum, and works such as Boticelli's "The Birth of Venus," or Salvador Dali's version of Leda with the swan? The ancient greeks used nude for the bulk of their art, and they don't seem to have suffered much from that sort of "exposure!"



>And someone else took that appreciation a step further and published pictures
>of nude children and then stepped further still by making them available on
>the internet. And we said everyone's entitled to free speech.

We said no such thing. In fact, few things will get you into jail faster than distributing pictures of naked children over the Internet. You may have heard about the woman who was recently arrested and prosecuted because she took pictures of her baby daughter in the bathtub for her private album . . .



>And the entertainment industry said, let's make TV shows and movies that
>promote profanity, violence, and illicit sex. And let's record music that
>encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes. And we said it's
>just entertainment, it has no adverse effect, and nobody takes it seriously
>anyway, so go right ahead.

The very worst example of that kind of thing is rap music -- and if more people actually listened to rap, it would be banned.

There are well-defined limits to free speech. A few examples: you don't have a right to spout out false facts; you don't have the right to falsely shout "Fire!" in a crowded theater; you don't have the right to libel or slander someone.

If a certain theme (rap, drugs, suicide) has not been brought into court, it's because there is no causal connection between it and wrongful activity. And law enforcement officers -- who tend to be conservative -- realize this.




>Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't
>know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their
>classmates, and themselves. Probably, if we think about it long and hard
>enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with... "WE
>REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Frankly, the sowing was the rise of Christian fundamentalism in our nation.

Perhaps you heard of the suicide note left by a woman recently who drove herself and her three kids into the Missouri river to their deaths. She did it to settle a bitter divorce action and to deprive her husband of any further contact with her kids. She was so certain that her innocent little kids would go with her immediately to Heaven, that she was willing to commit suicide and their murder to get away from her husband, who was apparently winning in the court action between them.

The media is overly friendly towards Christian fundamentalism, and tends to play down the religious connections of people who commit atrocities such as that suicidal woman. And the media is all too ready to accuse kids who commit atrocities of being "Satanists" or "devil worshipers" when it is highly likely that none of these kids ever thought once about worshiping Satan in their whole lives.

Children have a natural feeling of immortality. Christian fundamentalism feeds that feeling of immortality, and also fails to instill moral behavior because it does not teach moral nuances.

To an atheist, a murder is the most unforgiveable of actions, since it ends a life forever. As Clint Eastwood put it, "It's a terrible thing to kill a man. You take away all he has, and all he's ever going to have."

But when a Christian goes on a shooting spree in school, he does so under the belief that he won't really die; that God will take care of anybody who is killed; and that a High School shooting spree is no worse of a transgression than taking the Lord's name in vain (both are equal sins according to the Ten Commandments).

It isn't that we don't teach right from wrong, it's that we don't teach the difference between an error of manners and an unforgivable breach of society's rules.

It isn't that atheists have expelled God from schools; it's that the kind of drivel that appears on your website has expelled truth and reason from public discourse.

Case in point:


>Dear God,
>
>Why didn't you save the little girl in Michigan?
>
>Sincerely,
>Concerned Student
>
>AND THE REPLY:
>
>Dear Concerned Student,
>
>I am not allowed in schools.
>
>Sincerely,
>God


Believe it or not, it's pieces of disingenuity like that that have driven countless people AWAY from Christianity. What kind of human being would take someone's very real questions and doubts about the universe and the meaning of life, and turn them into political leverage?

Shame on you.
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Chichiri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 08:50 PM
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7. Addendum: response to the "funny how..." bits.
From: http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=98419

(Warning: strong atheism ahead)


Isn’t it funny that some people are willing to kill- and die- for a Magical Sky Man invented two-thousand years ago by ignorant sheep herders?

Isn’t it funny how some people believe in a Magical Sky Man, yet there’s no evidence one exists?

Isn’t it funny how some people believe that the Magical Sky Man had a son, who was also magically part of himself, but different?

Isn’t it funny that the magical sky man sacrificed himself to himself to save us from the sin that he created, himself?

Isn’t it funny that the Magical Sky Man could easily defeat his arch-nemesis, Under the Earth Guy, but hasn’t yet?

Isn’t it funny that Under the Earth Guy is also made up?

Isn’t if funny how the Magical Sky Man supposedly created Under the Earth Guy, and is therefore responsible for creating evil in the first place? (1)

Isn’t it funny how, if something good happens, it’s due directly the supernatural assistance of the Magical Sky Man?

Isn’t it funny how, if something bad happens, the Magical Sky Man works in mysterious ways?

Isn’t if funny that this level of cognitive dissonance is not considered a mental illness?

Isn’t it funny that I’m going to send this to as many people as I can, because I don’t care what the Magical Sky Man thinks of me, because he isn’t real?

Well that’s enough laughter for now. However, I am getting really, really pissed off at the insistent notion that the world is ‘Going To Hell! ™’ I’m also getting irritated with the idea that it’s because we (as a nation) are getting further and further away from god. We NEED to get away from god. God is a bad idea. The Christian God is a fairy tale that went wrong about the time of the Roman Empire. The idea of the Christian god has been responsible for more death, destruction and misery than any other idea in the history of documented man kind. Christianity, not the lack of it, was the reason for the Crusades, the Inquisition, missionaries, witch hunts, anti-Semitism, a few wars, a couple millions bodies, Mormons, hatred towards gays, justification for slavery, the Dark Ages, Kirk Cameron and his born-again bullshit TV show on TBN, over-population in third world countries due to contraceptives being evil (2), sexual repression, Indulgences, a few more wars, a couple more million bodies, and finally, a pervasive attitude of wretched self-loathing by telling kids that they are all sinners and will burn in hell because no one is righteous in the eyes of god, and only the bloody murder of his own son (to appease himself) is the way to get into god’s good graces. No wonder their priests are pedophiles- their whole message has been disgusting from the word “Go”.



This is just Christianity. Do I really need to get into Islam?



Read the Old Testament. Yahweh is vile, capricious, jealous, war-mongering, baby-killing asshole. His followers are running a close second. Or is it somehow good to bash babies’ heads against the ground? (3) I guess if you’re god, you can do whatever you want, right? And of course, Christianity claims it’s the ONE TRUE FAITH. But so do the 35,000 other denominations that dot the globe. And only one of them is right, right? Right. And each one is convinced theirs is the right one. And those that don’t believe will burn in hell.



Ah, hell. What a lovely idea. Eternal torture by the all loving god makes perfect sense to me. The idea that finite crimes on earth earn infinite pain afterwards is just another example of Christianity’s lack of critical thought. “But hell is punishment!” says the Christian. Hell is not punishment, says I. Punishment has an end. Punishment is aimed at changing behavior, inducing a change in someone. However, when the punishment becomes eternal, it not longer is punishment. It’s unending torture with no purpose, as you cannot leave. Who is the composer over this lovely symphony of eternal pain? You guessed it! God! So this makes your all loving god an A) Idiot B) Sadist or C) Asshole. I’ll let you guess which one I think he is.



But the whole point for my writing this email? I don’t like getting the tripe while I’m at work; especially when I work at a government job, and especially when this crap comes from someone who is supposed to know better. I’ve ranted long enough without needing to go into the Separation of Church and State. If anyone wants to tell me that this country was founded on Christianity, I’d be happy to chat about it.



So please, if you’re tired of this tired old god-spam-- tired of Christianity’s smug ‘we told you so’ pseudo-love for mankind-- pass this on. In fact, this is the Anti-Prayer Wheel. Don’t let Under the Earth Guy break this wheel, or the Invisible Pink Unicorn will surely smite you down with her mighty horn, and leave yet another nation at the tender mercies of that thing called ‘reality’.

TySixtus@hotmail.com

Notes:

(1) Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.



(2) The Catholic Church refuses to distribute contraceptives to third world countries where over-population is the worst problem they face. Fixing over-population through sex education and contraceptives would dramatically increase quality of life for these people, and go a long way towards ending food and water shortages. But hey! Free Bibles! That’s the ticket!



(3) Hoseah 13:16: The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 10:16 PM
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8. thanks
for the good links
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