Introducing Snickle Pottyhiney!

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That's my new name! Read on to find out yours.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it so we can all enjoy it! And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e=crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus

k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r =dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y =dinky z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e=> >chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey

k = flippin l=fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s=lickin t = snickle

u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z=girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second halfof your new last name:

a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head

l =tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s=fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z= juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

[Citizen Jane]

1. Tootsie Farkleface here.... n/t

[Richardo]

2. Goober Dippinchunks

Sounds like college all over again. :scared:

[MuseRider]

3. Sloopy Chickenlips. n/t

[SoCalDem]

4. aMaaah name is Boobie Farklepants, but y'all kin call me Boobie

:)

[NoSunWithoutShadow]

5. Dorfus Chickenhump