Rabrrrrrr
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Mon Aug-22-05 05:59 PM
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Heh heh. ZombyWoof just stole my trachea. |
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That prankster bastard. Rang the doorbell, said he was from the library, so I let him in. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in a puddle of my own blood with a missing trachea and Zomby's little calling card with a shadow outline of a zomby wolf's head. I started to laugh at the sheer bravado, and at the relative obscurity, of the prank, but it caused too much blood to come out so I stopped and am now just laughing inside.
Still, good prank, old shoe. Good prank! Well done!!
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Zomby Woof
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Mon Aug-22-05 06:05 PM
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1. fuckin' tracheas are overrated |
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Just shove yer food in yer butt next time, save us some time. :hurts:
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Elidor
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Mon Aug-22-05 06:28 PM
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2. He got my spleen, the loveable bastard |
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Rang the bell and said, "Land shark." I yelled "Dan Akroyd!" and opened the door. Then I woke up in a room at Our Lady of Perpetual Enemas Hospital with a large bill and some little ben-wa balls attached to a couple of sticks. Oh, wait - those are rosary beads. My bad.
I dunno what my spleen was for. I reckon I don't need it all that much. I hope he finds it useful.
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Mon Aug-22-05 09:11 PM
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6. I am using it as a decoy whistle |
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I attract teen-pop idols from reality TV shows, and devour them whole.
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Mon Aug-22-05 06:32 PM
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3. He stole your trachea? Oh shit, Dude! That was rude! |
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Mon Aug-22-05 06:40 PM
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4. Have you filed a police report? |
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If you do it within 24 hours, they have a better chance of recovering it.
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Rabrrrrrr
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Mon Aug-22-05 06:58 PM
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5. No, you don't file police reports for pranks. He did it fair and square, |
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Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 06:58 PM by Rabrrrrrr
and caught me when I wasn't paying attention. It was my own fault, and it was a hella funny prank, you have to admit.
He has, however, escalated the level of pranking.
His uppance shall come.
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