Thanksgiving Day Republicans What to feed them?

[corarose]

I am thinking about feeding the freeper in my family an ex-lax Chocolate Pie. Since I go to Culinary College I can make it taste real good.

Anyone else feeding republicans during the holidays?

One way to keep their big mouths shut is to help them camp out on the toilet.

[slinkerwink]

1. serve them a big helping of crow.....

that's what they deserve....:winks:

[Lisa]

2. Turkey, of course! And don't forget the placemats with this photo!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/graphic/0,7367,602463,00.html

[slinkerwink]

4. hehehe

::gobble::

Turkey: "Bush meat good!"

::more gobbling::

Bush: "whoa, this feels strangely good.....hey, where'd my...go?"

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Well, since he/sh already is a turkey, I would say maybe a

nice plate of millet...maybe some corn...I don't know, what do turkeys eat???

[corarose]

6. How about something sticky to make their mouth stay shut

Or

We can make a very tart item with tons of lemon in it so that they will pucker up and shut up.

[commander bunnypants]

7. with one cup of alum

DDQM

[corarose]

15. I think that I can locate some of that

Just kidding!

[commander bunnypants]

5. Well my freeper fathe in law is making lamb

and it is actually very good. We agreed to disagree. But I know I will piss him off with all the Chimpy pics on my fridge


DDQM

[corarose]

8. You can always wear a negative Bush T-Shirt

That would piss them off.

[commander bunnypants]

9. Are you kiddin

I got my DU t-shirt, ironed and ready to go..


DDQM

[jayfish]

10. A Heaping Cauldron Of The Truth -NT-

Jay

[ZenLefty]

11. Going to melt some Ex-Lax in that chocolate pie?

Hope you have more than one toilet where you're staying for the holidays. ;-)

[corarose]

12. You have to have more then one Pie

That's the trick or I can make a special truffle for her.

I am just kidding around.

[ZenLefty]

14. My mother wasn't kidding around

On more than one occasion she would combine a laxitive into her cooking for those she didn't like. It's where I learned the trick.

Moral of the story: Don't piss my family off and then come over for dinner. :evilgrin:

[hlthe2b]

13. Nah...just feed lots of coma-inducing simple carbs & alcohol

so they get rapidly drowsy and go home!

[junker]

16. no, be nice. Feed them yellowcake (for the uranium)

and little choco santa's with their faces melted to flatness. When asked you can say the choco's are in 'honor' of the faceless cia agents betrayed by the bushites in their quest for war.

[corarose]

17. Tons of Butter, Eggs and Cream

Artery Clogging ingredients.

Anyone need any French recipes let me know.

[1monster]

18. Get one of those little spin boards used in board games...

Then make up a new pie pattern for the spin board.

A very thin slice should be for turkey, ham, and all the traditional Thanksgiving fixings including pre dinner cocktails and exotic hor'd'erves. A slightly larger slice should have a more modest Thanksgiving dinner, sans the predinner drinks and hor'd'erves.

Three-quarters of the remaining pie should be for a small bowl of cooked rice. And the slice that is left should be for nothing.

This is an approximate statistical overview of what the rest of the world will be eating on our Thanksgiving night.

Have each guest spin the spinner and whereever the arrow points when it is done spinning is what your guests get for dinner.

Of course, after you serve the majority who will get little or nothing for Thanksgiving Dinner, bring out your traditional fare for everyone. Your point will have been made.

[WWW]

19. be careful what you feed them

on a holiday...they could wind up living with you in a couple of years and you will have to listen to the problems of their digestive tract every waking minute :)

[Faygo Kid]

20. Ketchup as the vegetable

Take 'em to a homeless shelter and let them help out - demonstrate a little "compassionate conservatism."