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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 07:21 PM
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A very silly old riddle,
and I don't know why it popped into my head, but here it is.

Q. What is the difference between a constipated owl and a bent gun?
A. The bent gun shoots and shoots but never hits.

Sorry, couldn't help myself..:freak:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 07:22 PM
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1. I gotta million of 'em.
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Talismom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 07:33 PM
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2. LOL! I love that photo! Is that always on your post or is it just for
this one?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 07:34 PM
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3. Just for this one.
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Grey Donating Member (933 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 07:49 PM
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4. another one
You heard about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil

'sorry'
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 07:50 PM
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5. Welcome to DU!!
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