What ever happened to my hot buttered crumpets with jam?

[MrScorpio]

[Dave Reynolds]

1. They were eaten

by my hot oiled strumpets.

[BikeWriter]

2. I think someone scarfed 'em up.

[Bullwinkle925]

3. Wasn't me - I'm on the 'Atkins' thing right now.

[BikeWriter]

5. Oh, okay! :-)

[lildreamer316]

4. Did you say crumpet

or strumpet???
:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

6. Oh, We're having this conversation again

You might be amazed how much money I gave to women over the years...

One dollar at a time

[Reciprocity]

7. I prefer, toast and marmalade for tea

Toast and marmalade for tea
(Tin Tin)

Toast and marmalade for tea,
Sailing ships upon the sea,
Aren't lovelier that you,
Or the games I see you play.

You more lovely than the day,
When the sun is in your eyes,
I see through your disguise,
All the games I see you play.

Toast and marmalade for tea,
Sailing ships upon the sea,
Aren't lovelier that you,
Or the games I see you play.

You more lovely than the day,
When the sun is in your eyes,
I see through your disguise,
All the games I see you play.

[Skittles]

8. I honestly thought this was going to be a kinky thread

yes INDEED :o