Entertain yourselves and me! Guess the topic of Wednesday's column!

[Plaid Adder]

Hint: it's not gonna be Al Sharpton.

Free toaster to anyone who gets it,

The Plaid Adder

[VelmaD]

1. Free toaster?

Is it gonna be about the "gay agenda" then? :-)

[Plaid Adder]

3. Hmmm...no, not really.

That would be a toaster oven...try again!

(Actually the toaster has nothing to do with the column, I just like offering people free toasters. Makes me feel like a bank...)

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[leftofthedial]

2. Where is a Republican's most sensitive kissing spot?

You can donate the toaster to DU.

[Plaid Adder]

4. OW! MY EYES!

No toaster for you!

I need an eraser for my brain,

The Plaid Adder

[leftofthedial]

8. well, toaster or no, I'm sure it will be good!

n/t

[Cheswick2.0]

5. southern white males with confederate flags on their trucks

!

[Plaid Adder]

6. Mmmm...nope!

Plenty of people talking about that already, no need for me to get involved...

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[ironflange]

7. Does this mean you haven't thought of a topic yet?

You wouldn't use us like this, would ya?

:evilfrown:

[Plaid Adder]

9. No, I've already sent it in

I have to write them on Mondays, I wouldn't have time to get 'em in before they need them on Tuesday.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[brainshrub]

10. Cheese...the real power behind the Bush throne. (nt)

[Plaid Adder]

12. No...but I may someday celebrate the power of cheese...

Did you know that there was a Canadian guy in the 19th century named James McIntyre who aspired to be known as the Cheese Poet? Some of his 'work' is collected in a little anthology called *Very Bad Poetry* which has given me many hours of amusement. My favorites are "Prophecy of a Ten Ton Cheese" and "Ode on the Mammoth Cheese," which ends with this fabulous quatrain:

Wert thou suspended from balloon,
Twould cast a shade even at noon--
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall, and crush them soon.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[kanrok]

11. Pork, the other white meat?

I always thought a good slogan for the pork industry would be "Pork...it's not just a verb!"

[Plaid Adder]

13. Or, "Pork...it's what's for dinner!"

In Iraq, if you're Halliburton, that is...

Nope, no pork,

The Plaid Adder

[tom_paine]

14. Dean & the Confederate Flag?

[tom_paine]

16. Whups, disregard!

Probably a good ide to read a thread before posting to it, eh?

[Plaid Adder]

19. Enh, opinion is divided...

Posting a subject already dispensed with does give peopel the opportunity to kick the thread by pointing out that it has already been dispensed with!

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Plaid Adder]

17. Nope!

Plenty of stuff on Dean and the flag out there already. God, for the past few days you couldn't swing a cat over in GD without hitting a Dean Flag Flap thread...

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[ironflange]

15. Shrubby's encounter with Lincoln's ghost

There's a topic you could really run with.

[Plaid Adder]

18. Wow.

Maybe next Halloween!

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[cosmicdot]

20. Carol Moseley Braun - the undermentioned candidate

the vital role of women to 2004

((should, at least, get an honorable mention))

[Deja Q]

21. Toaster, eh? That can mean only ONE thing:

You're outing one of the candidates as a homosexual!

:party: :bounce: :toast:

I'm assuming I win? :D :D :D (I know I'm dead wrong, but it was so goooooood I just had to say it! I won't do it again, pinky swear!)