Bumpersticker ideas for SUVs

[TXlib]

In the spirit of the "I'm changing the environment. Ask me how!", I want ideas for other bumperstickers to stick on unnecessarily huge SUVs. Some ideas:

Enlist your son. This thing doesn't run on air!
(Don't know which DUer came up with that...)

FUCK YOU!
(Simple and direct, and might get the owner into trouble)

Dixie Chicks

Dean 2004
(Or your choice of democratic candidate)

WARNING: Owner has unusually small penis!

[wtmusic]

1. This Baby Needs Gas And

They're Just Iraqis

[david_vincent]

2. I always liked the one that said

Screwing the Next Seven Generations

[nickgutierrez]

3. WARNING: Owner has unusually small penis!

WARNING: Owner has unusually small penis!

I always thought this sticker would look really good on a Hummer H2 myself...

[VelmaD]

4. I know it's juvenile...

but am I the only one who can't hear that vehicle referred to as a "hummer" without snorting? Seems pretty apropos sine it's a big ol' penis substitute. :-)

[nickgutierrez]

5. Nope...

I do it too :D.

[arcane1]

7. glad I'm not the only one!

feel like Beavis and Butthead when I hear that

especially when Jerry Falwell said he wants to get a Hummer! Ewww....

:puke:

[Shrek]

8. But what if it's a woman driving it?

Seriously. Yesterday I saw one of these behemoths, bright yellow, with a tiny, elderly lady behind the wheel (she looked just like Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies). It can't be a penis substitute for her, so what is it?

And for that matter, what prompts a woman her age to drive one of those things?

[arcane1]

9. she's been pummeled with endless PR

about safety, etc

my guess

[DinahMoeHum]

12. They can't find a "hummer" big enough for their you-know-what !!

n/t

:evilgrin:

[pippin]

10. what about women who drive hummers?

I see a few bimbo types--usually scrawny Ann Coulter clones-- driving hummers.

What sort of stickers would be fun to stick on their quasi tanks?

[KCDem]

13. Here's one:

When I hit your kid in this thing, I won't even notice!

[bahrbearian]

6. I'm changing the Ozone, ask me how!!

[Robb]

11. "I'm an easy target...."

"...distracting otherwise thoughtful people from the larger issues of inconsiderate behavior, insecurity, and self-aggrandizement which are far harder to tackle, much less solve, than simply demonizing a group of people whose needs are too diverse to keep the argument solvent, allowing others to make accusations of class warfare and jealousy, effectively ending rational discussion."

/starts to duck, but thinks better of it.

[short bus president]

14. "I'm a FAT, BLOATED PIG'S ASS, and I JUST DON'T CARE."

or the right-man's credo: "I GOT MINE - YOU GO TO HELL."