The Mangled Mind of All CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. As a honorary neo-con, I wanted to do power lunches with the
guys but they talk so fast and everything, I have a hard time keeping track and I
get whoozy. Don was telling me about 'the leverage we get by SHOWING we don't give
donkey's dong' about anyone's opinion or anything we don't wanna. Then he was saying
how I was perfect for this because that 'dead light behind the eyes' when I didn't give a
shit came so natural to me, but then Dick started chirping in, 'What do you think of that,
Sock-sniffer? You finally found a use for that moronic glaze!' Boy, was I feeling sick what
with all the thoughts and words and stuff. So I had to go to the bathroom and splash water
on my face. I started to get up, but Dick starred at me until I remembered to ask if I MAY
be excused. Gee. At a power lunch, I shouldn't have to do that. I mean, what's the point?"

[underpants]

1. Mu uppah lip tastes like coke

Snort

[cosmicdot]

2. W is "thinking": I used to care about the color of my hair ...

... but, I've given up on it, and decided to let it go ... anyway, Babs says it makes me look seasoned, someone who looks repsonsible even though I'm not ... now, I think I'll say the word terrorist about 50 times just to drive everyone up a wall since when I say it, it sounds like someone scraping their fingernails on a chalkboard ... I'm such a sadist ...

[myomy]

3. Let’s see now, should I run or work out before lunch. Damn I hate these

tough decisions.

[fromsmalltownAmerica]

4. see I'm tongue tied and that's why...

I can't talk right. Yeah, That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it, so there.

[Astarho]

5. BUSH: OWWW! I bit my tongue!

Must not cry in front of whoever the hell these furriners are!