Help write a 1-2 paragraph blurb about me.

[JVS]

Make stuff up if you must

[emanymton]

1. Known To Be Able To Breathe Deep The Gathering Gloom.

[Teaser]

2. oftentimes seen.

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[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. favorite letters are S, V, and J, not necessarily in that order.

[JVS]

4. Never convicted in a court of law!

[Merrick]

5. Disseminator of sagacious insight upon the issue

of itchy butts

[JVS]

6. Ah yes, but truly I have stood upon the shoulders of giants.

They deserve the credit.

[Langis]

7. Creates a perpetual sense of understanding and resentment throughout

any room he enters.

[Floogeldy]

8. Could stand to wash his ass more often.

Not his whole ass, you understand.

But I KID.

:)