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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 07:44 PM
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Women Sue after Finding Condom in Chowder
Will this be slammed as another junk lawsuit? I doubt it.

http://www.nbc4.tv/news/2623884/detail.html



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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 07:48 PM
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1. used or unused?
:eyes:
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 07:48 PM
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2. Oh YUK!
Maybe someone was trying to add a little protein?
Man that would be one rubbery clam or uuh!?
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ajacobson Donating Member (828 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 07:54 PM
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3. Oops
So thats where I left it...
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 07:54 PM
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4. This promotions thing has gone too far!
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 07:54 PM
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5. Imagine how awful if would be to find chowder in your condom?
:)
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:01 PM
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6. Is she sure it was milk they used to make the chowder?
:evilgrin:
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:01 PM
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7. Are they sure it was 'chowder'?
Edited on Mon Nov-10-03 08:02 PM by liberalmuse
Eewwwww!

On edit: Glad I'm not the only one with a filthy mind here.
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Swing Voter Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:03 PM
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8. Chefs are notorius for doing things like this
The fact that they complained caused the chef to get "revenge". I have seen hidden videos on TV of chefs doing exactly this kind of stuff. I remember seeing one chef blowing his nose in someone's food because they complained. The manager is obviously denying as a standard legal defense. I bet he knows what's going on. Most chefs are alcoholics anyway I hear. I hope they win their lawsuit.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:43 PM
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17. I was a chef
and I never did anything of the sort. Way to stereotype an entire profession.
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Leftist78 Donating Member (609 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 09:03 PM
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22. I was too
well more like a line cook at a country club. I saw things like that, but I never did anything like that. There was a standing 5 second rule though
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:04 PM
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9. One way to avoid getting the crabs.
Practice safe chowda.
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:06 PM
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10. She Didn't Want "Man" Chowder?
:evilgrin:
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:12 PM
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11. Man-hatten style.
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LiberalBushFan Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:12 PM
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12. rolled up and unwrapped?
seems a strange choice of object to use maliciously
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:13 PM
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13. was it a female condom or a male condom.....?
interesting...excuse me while I eat my corn chowder...
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:27 PM
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14. stop it
chowder and i are in love. it's none of anybodies business. you find the place in the bible where it says man cannot lay down with chowder!
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:36 PM
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15. true....there's broccoli chowder after all....
;-)
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:50 PM
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19. broccoli chowder
is the one of the finest of all the chowders
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:54 PM
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20. Well, it's sort of implied...
Leviticus says that man laying with man as with woman is an "abomination". It also says eating shellfish is an "abomination". So that probably implies that sex with clam chowder would also be an abomination.

But since you probably aren't a Levite priest (who were the intended audience for that rule book) don't worry about it. Actually, I'd be more concerned with sticking your penis in something that's boiled and served at 160 degrees. :wow:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:37 PM
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16. waiter I have a condom in my chowder
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:44 PM
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18. was the chowder served
with a side of Viagra? Never mind the oyster crackers.....
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:54 PM
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21. Someone here in town got caught
making an extra contribution to the cream gravy that goes with the chicken fried steak. He was arrested. That restaurant was the safest place to eat after that.
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