For all DU he-man macho types... - Democratic Underground

GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:30 PM
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For all DU he-man macho types...

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LaurenG

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:32 PM
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1. OMG lol

Yeah right. :rofl: :rofl: :scared:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:45 PM
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11. Someone should send a roll to

Ahnold...

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sundog

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:33 PM
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2. ow.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:45 PM
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12. Nice smiley!

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jody

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:33 PM
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3. So! Rural macho men have always used green pine cones.

:hi:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:42 PM
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9. Someone once told me that early American settlers would use corn cobs

:hurts:

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jody

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:47 PM
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15. Early settlers? That practice may still continue. n/t

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:54 PM
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19. Sounds too painful

even if it does save trees!

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JimmyJazz

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:42 PM
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35. Early settlers? How about - some of JJ's still living relatives!

I swear that's what they tell me :o

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 07:14 PM
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36. Ow!

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Zomby Woof

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:33 PM
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4. At least it's OVER the roll!

Properly and all. :-)

I would like to say that this roll would bust some SERIOUS 'roids! :o :hurts:

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trof

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:34 PM
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5. damnright

Under is just WRONG.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:38 PM
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6. LOL...Except this roll should be inverted...

so as not to scrape the tile when dispensing...
:beer:

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redqueen

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:38 PM
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7. ahaahahahaha

and yay! over is the only way...

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flakey_foont

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:41 PM
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8. yikes!

that is rougher than the proverbial cob!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:46 PM
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13. And it doesn't flush as well, either!

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flakey_foont

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:48 PM
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16. guess I can throw away

the Preparation-H now

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nickgutierrez

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:44 PM
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10. Ouch.

Just... ouch. That hurts just thinking about it.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:47 PM
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14. It does!

I wonder what kind of person thought this up?

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nickgutierrez

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:53 PM
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18. I have an idea

Maybe it was someone who accidentally ran one of these things over their finger while trying to grate cheese? That hurts, and I could see the potential link from there to "man, this would suck to be used as toilet paper", as far-fetched as it seems.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:55 PM
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20. Could be...

My knuckles have been scraped many a time on them!

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Avalux

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:50 PM
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17. Hi!

How are you? I never did tell you Chicago was a lot of fun! :hi:

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nickgutierrez

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:55 PM
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21. Hey!

It was fun, wasn't it? :hi:

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evlbstrd

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Tue Aug-23-05 05:58 PM
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22. Remember-

Wipe front to back.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:00 PM
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23. ...verrrry carefully!

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WCGreen

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:01 PM
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24. Hell that's what regualr tp feels like

when you get on in years.....

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:27 PM
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27. I wonder if it comes in different scents

and with aloe?

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WCGreen

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:36 PM
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32. I prefer the burning chili

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:38 PM
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33. LOL!

Picante Chipotle

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wildhorses

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:14 PM
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25. TP for the tinman?

talk about your he-man macho types...if he only had a brain

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:30 PM
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28. Only for people with

buns of steel.

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unhappycamper

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:21 PM
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26. BRING IT ON!

N/T

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:31 PM
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29. Would you like that in the economical

double roll size?

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unhappycamper

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:36 PM
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31. A manly-man answer:

Gimme a dozen.

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JimmyJazz

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:35 PM
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30. What's so funny? You posted a picture of public restroom t.p!

I don't get it. :shrug:

:P (that really is very funny)

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 06:39 PM
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34. Except the sheets are waaaay bigger...

The public restroom stuff couldn't clean a rat's ass.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Aug-23-05 11:04 PM
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37. kick for the nightowls...

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