"Good evening, I'm Veronica Corningstone; Tits McGee is on vacation."

[DarienComp]

"...And I'm Tits-- I'm Ron Burgundy."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. "i wanna be on you"

:)

[DarienComp]

2. "Why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND!!"

[maveric]

3. "Good night San Diego and go fuck yourself."

[Initech]

4. "I saw that! Brick killed a guy!"

[ghostsofgiants]

16. ...

"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"

[Sannum]

5. "I drank a lava lamp.."

"it wasn't lava"

[Merrick]

6. Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

[Blue_Tires]

7. you play yazz flute for us, jes?

n/t

[Maddy McCall]

8. What IS that?! It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

[DarienComp]

9. "Discovered by the Germans, in 1918, they named it 'San Di-ah-go'...

... which, of course, in German, means 'A whale's vagina'."

[Merrick]

10. I want to invite you to the pants party

[Initech]

11. "Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?"

[DarienComp]

12. "...I'm Ron Burgundy???"

[youthere]

13. I'm going to punch you in the ovaries.

[Initech]

14. "Yup. Straight shot right to the babymaker."

[Strawman]

15. Keep your head on a swivel...

cuz that what you have to do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight!

[Blue_Tires]

17. forgot my fav.:

"Gene Tenace steps up to the plate and....uhhhhhWHAMMY!!!!!"

[Initech]

18. "Yeah there were horses, a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident!"

"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find a safe house for a while, maybe a relative close by, lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder!"

[FredScuttle]

19. "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. "