i need a new fanny pack

[bertha katzenengel]

It has to have lots of pockets. An extra-long waistband is a plus. Any specific suggestions?

[sniffa]

1. suggestion

no fanny pack. ;)

[bertha katzenengel]

2. yeah, well

works for me ;)

besides, it takes they eye away from the gut and the ass . . . :rofl:

[auntAgonist]

3. There's quite a few

on this site.

http://www.campmor.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?catalogId=40000000226&storeId=226&categoryId=76423&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=73997

good prices too.

[Deep13]

4. My wife got some shocked looks when she called it that in England.

Apparently, that term means something else there.

Consequently, I suggest calling it the "ass attache."

[tjwmason]

5. Shall we just say that in English

women have fannies but men don't.

When there was a brief phase of having them over here they were called bum-bags.

[mcscajun]

6. Get thee to a hunter's shop...

...the hunting fanny packs are larger and have a much longer waistband.

JanSport.