Texasgal
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:16 PM
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SARACSM thread!!!!
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:sarcasm:
Post your SARCASM here!
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:18 PM
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Debi
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:18 PM
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2. I don't know sarcasm from irony |
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should I be posting on this thread?
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:20 PM
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And don't return until you can straigten up and fly right, young lady. :spank:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:27 PM
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16. Does that mean going back to the eigth grade and figuring the whole scheme |
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out?
I sooo don't have time for that!
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:28 PM
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17. Okay, well, then there's ways around that. Like the LIBRARY. |
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God, some people will just think up any old excuse. :sarcasm: :ithink:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:29 PM
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20. Is the library where you get libations? |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:32 PM
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22. I don't know...I never kneaded one, I can reed and right well on my |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:20 PM
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4. Yeah, because we really need a sarcasm thread. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:21 PM
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5. I am really enjoying posting on this thread. |
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And I have LOTS of respect for Texas.
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:24 PM
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And New England has the nicest winters.... don't they? :sarcasm:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:27 PM
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If whatever power took a hammer to West Virginia, it would be BIGGER than Texas!
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:23 PM
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6. What the hell is SARACSM anyway... Is it like SARALEE? |
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 01:23 PM by Misunderestimator
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Edited to add... :D :hi:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:23 PM
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7. It's like a word I can't use here because it will get the thread locked... |
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...only more painful, and no cuddling afterwards. :hi:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:25 PM
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Why... is it about bodily functions? :crazy:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:26 PM
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Or chicken fried with cornflakes? :P
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:27 PM
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14. I hear that chicken fried in cornflakes will eat right through plastic! |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:31 PM
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21. Only if it's an "adult" chicken... |
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for chickens of varying ages have different degrees of acidity you know.
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:34 PM
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25. At the grocery store... sometimes they put my chicken in plastic... |
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wonder what that means? :shrug:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:37 PM
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29. as long as there are no urine-soaked thongs... |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:37 PM
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31. Yeah, that kind of "humorous" stuff never happens to me. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:39 PM
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33. I attempted it once, and was not successful... |
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so I'll go back to melancholic stuff. :hi:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:40 PM
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or putting urine-soaked thongs in plastic bags? (i hear that's impossible, btw. and funny!)
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:42 PM
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36. I heard it was your sister |
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Or someones sister.... who's sister? Oh hell, the story was a joke...right? :sarcasm:
:P
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:42 PM
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i have learned so much in the lounge today. :sarcasm:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:42 PM
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37. I guess all things are possible.... |
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I try to stay away from thongs though....
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:43 PM
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40. did you ever see the maternity thongs? |
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those are the most humorous undergarments i have seen in my entire life. :rofl:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:56 PM
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41. They have MATERNITY THONGS? |
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Wed Aug-24-05 02:00 PM
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42. yes. talk about humorous. |
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they look like parachutes or something. :)
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Wed Aug-24-05 02:03 PM
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Why would a pregnant lady want a THONG? I mean... are they really all that worried about panty lines?
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Wed Aug-24-05 02:06 PM
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44. i sure as hell wasn't. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:27 PM
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12. Yes. Without the plastic bags. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:28 PM
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I just hang things or get things from the dryer really quick.
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:32 PM
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I have to iron freaking blue jeans, they stay in there so long.
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:34 PM
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24. Do what I do...waste water and run them through the wash again. |
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I added the waste water part so the conservation police don't come out in full force alongside the grammar police. :hi:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:35 PM
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26. i do that sometimes too |
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So if Lake Michigan ever goes dry, its my fault!
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:36 PM
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27. Okay, I'll take Lake Huron guilt then. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:36 PM
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28. Can't. I have to rewash the stuff that has been sitting in the washer all |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:37 PM
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30. We are kindred spirits kab...truly we are. |
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I've got a load to rewash right now. :hi:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:40 PM
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34. Will you remind me to get the towel load out this afternoon? |
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It's in the washer right now. Darks are in the dryer (the ones I washed twice!)
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:43 PM
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39. Sure...If you remind me to rebleach the whites that are bound to smell |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:28 PM
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19. "You said that irony was the shackles of youth." |
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(from my favorite R.E.M. song)
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:38 PM
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Like I would do that in a heartbeat.
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