WWN: Cheney Rigged Second Grade Election

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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61700?printer=1

VICE PRESIDENT WAS THE BOSS EVEN AS A KID ...
LITTLE DICK CHENEY
Tot even rigged his class elections!

By AIDEN LEWIS

VICE PRESIDENT Dick Cheney hasn't changed much -- as a child, he was a tough, clever manipulator who ran roughshod over his classmates and stopped at nothing to win.

And other than growing taller and heavier, the 64-year-old politico looked pretty much the same as he does now -- even when he was in a Casper, Wyo., elementary school, say sources.

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A Weekly World News investigation into the Veep's youth uncovered that Cheney -- who many believe is the puppet master who pulls President George Bush's strings -- was mired in an election scandal when he was a 7- year-old second-grader.

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"Cheney and his campaign manager, Carlton Rovner, claim the kid was a sore loser and lying. The principal actually suspended the older kid and he wasn't allowed to graduate with his class."

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[stopbush]

1. Carlton Rovner? Good one!

[Kikosexy2]

2. He truly...

is the spawn of Satan...