Who would you rather be stranded on a desert island with?

[youthere]

Which evangelist/uber-nazi/christo-fascist would you rather be stranded with? Personally, I'd pick Phelps...at least his insanity would keep you entertained, and he'd be easy to hit on the head with a coconut...you'd just say "Fred!Look! A homosexual! Over THERE!"
So take your pick.
Edited to add "Charo"...these guys were sinking fast. (I'll wager it's not the first time in their lives no one wanted to pick them, either)

[acmavm]

1. Sorry. I'd rather drink Liquid Drano.

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[fortyfeetunder]

27. Yeah. On the rocks!

With a hemlock tea chaser!

[DBoon]

2. I'd have to go over actuary tables

and pick the one with the shortest expected lifespan

[jobycom]

3. All of them.

ANd when I was rescued, I'd swear they just went down with the ship.

[unhappycamper]

4. You really need an "Other" category. n/t

[youthere]

9. Umm..there is an "Other" category.

[Sanity Claws]

5. Cannibalism would be the solution if I were stuck with any

of them

[Aristus]

6. Jerry Falwell.

I'd love to razz him about his joint interview on Larry King with Larry Flynt. I'd love to josh him about draping his arm over Flynt's shoulder and talking about how much he loves Larry Flynt. That would be priceless. B-)

[jmm]

7. I'm an excellent swimmer

but just to be safe I'd like to bring a book about how to build a raft with me.

[Endangered Specie]

8. Do I get a gun too?

:shrug:

[Roland99]

10. What about these loons?

[despairing optimist]

11. Other: Tony Blankley of the McLoughlin Group

Because when I'm on the beach I want to make sure I can lie down in the shade.

[SOteric]

12. A boat builder.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

13. You say that as though Charo couldn't build a boat...

[SOteric]

33. I'm pretty sure she can't. And since

sans boat-building skills, she has little to offer a hetero chick on a desert island in the way of amusement value, I'll pass.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

35. You don't want to be regaled with tales about Xavier Cugat?

Man, some people are hard to please!

[SOteric]

36. No more than you'd like to be regaled with

the details of quilting patterns native to the American South before World War II.

Yes, yes. Fussy thing I am.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

37. Funny thing is...

my wife would go apeshit over something like that. She's part of the quilting cult. As long as I can sleep under it, she can buy all the fabric she wants.

As opposed to all the fabric she needs. If you're a quilter, you'll understand the subtle distinction.

[nosmokes]

14. jimmy swaggart

he's got the same musical talents as his cousin jerry lee , the man can play the piano and sing, and you'd think you were listening to a session at sun records.

[JimmyJazz]

15. "I HAVE SINNED!"

:cry:

[Chovexani]

16. If it was the Lost island?

Everyone except Charo. And I'd feed them to the monster.

(What did Charo do to deserve getting lumped in with those Nazis?)

[youthere]

21. I wanted someone that somebody would actually choose.

[progmom]

17. Phelps is too stringy and bony.

Falwell is good eatin'.

[khashka]

19. LOL! My thoughts exactly!

Khash.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. gmta

ya beat me to it!

[Akoto]

18. Pat Robertson.

With any luck, his prayers would be answered and I'd be granted a quick death. ;P

[KitchenWitch]

20. I chose Charo

She can play a mean classical guitar!

[DS1]

22. Fred Phelps

I'd use his ribcage as a canoe frame, and his skin to line the rest, and not feel a moment of guilt.

Oh, I'd make him a canoe while he was still alive.

[tjwmason]

23. Phelps

and I'd spend the whole time flirting with him - not that I like him or anything like that, but just to play with him and drive him mad.

[youthere]

24. LOL..Best answer yet.

[Left Is Write]

25. Can't I just make a swim for it?

[NMMNG]

26. This is not a fair poll

If I were stranded on a desert island with any of those guys I would end up killing them, which would break my proscription against killing other living beings, or killing myself to prevent killing them. Neither would be a desirable option.

[WCGreen]

28. Charo....

Even if she is an old broad...

I'd still like to chooci her cho.......

[Robeson]

29. No religios. I'm opting for the new and refurbished Demi Moore....

...

[Rhiannon12866]

31. Charo sounds like the only one there who'd be any fun!

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

32. other

a close friend ...

nothing compares to that ...

[SouthernDem2004]

34. Any shipwright. :)