Knock knock!

[The Lone Liberal]

Who's there?

Umm...flowers.

But I'm allergic to flowers!

Umm...candygram.

Who would send me candy?

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Sweet!

nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. A romantic comedy to be sure.

No clue which one.

[The Lone Liberal]

3. Knock knock

"Who is it?"

"Plumber."

“I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"

"Flowers."

"What... for who"

"Plumber"

"... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?''

" No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?"

"A dolphin! Ok!"

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Oh!!!! My plumber!!!!!!

<pulling him in and giving him a big :loveya:

[Lady Freedom]

5. Knock, Knock!

Who's there

Mail Man!

Come back in an hour! Let me finish with the Milk Man!

[Lady Freedom]

6. Kick!

:kick:

[pnorman]

7. Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Aga.
Aga who?
Agafugyerself!

That one has RUINED my appreciation of Knock-Knock jokes for the past 50~60 years. Say: "Knock Knock!", and that's what comes to mind, to the exclusion of all others. HELP!

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Knock knock

Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
...

[ronzo]

10. Heh.

:thumbsup:

I got a chuckle.

[sexybomber]

9. "Knock Knock!"

me: "Come on in!"

(silence)

(I open the door. There's an amorphous blue blob sitting in the hallway, looking at me amusedly.)

me: what are you?

blob: I'm Opportunity. You know what they say about me!

[dolo amber]

11. Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"The interrupting cow"

"The interupti..." "MOOOOOO"



:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Ma damn car broke down.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Knock Knock

Who's there?

I'm a pile up

I'm a pile up who?

Ah, don't be so hard on yourself.