jpgray
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:35 PM
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Tom Cruise isn't the only one--In my past life I was an agrarian serf |
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 09:35 PM by jpgray
I died at thirty-two of dysentery or "evil spirits" as the proto-Scientologist apothecary called it. I gave her a perfectly healthy Suffolk ewe for that diagnosis, too. :grr:
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:36 PM
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1. And did you get at least |
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a good bloodletting?
Next time, try Theodoric of York.
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:41 PM
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3. That was when I had too much mead at the festival of the Vernal Equinox |
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 09:41 PM by jpgray
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:37 PM
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2. I was aboard the Titanic. |
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Don't remember if I drowned or not.
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:43 PM
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4. The Operating Thetans killed me off at 15. |
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I was having lots of fun under the Protectorship of the Duke of Northumberland until those damn Thetans murdered me. Such a posh life. I really regret leaving the throne to Lady Jane Grey though. Yikes. That didn't go well for her.
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:51 PM
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Did she seem like a nine-day queen or a thirteen-day queen? :shrug:
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:57 PM
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7. She seemed like a thirteen at the time. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:00 PM
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9. Ed! I didn't know Thetans got ya. |
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Did they do your Mom, Queen Jane in too, or was your Dad involved in her murder as with the other two of the other 5 wives?
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:56 PM
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I know this because like Tom Cruise reading Shakespeare and realizing that's who he was in a former life, I remember hearing the Marriage of Figaro when I was in high school and getting a feeling of Deja Vu.
What I can't understand is why images of Bugs Bunny and other Warner Brothers cartoon characters beating each up in time to the music appeared in my head. I guess even Scientology can't explain every mystery.
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:57 PM
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8. I was Wagner in a past life |
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But my libretto would have included: "Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!"
:D
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:00 PM
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10. I knew Tom in my 5th life in 1640. He was bar wench in Plymouth... |
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and I owned the bar. He was ALWAYS late for his shift.
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:03 PM
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11. I was a lovely Provencial end table in 1820... |
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I was a frigidaire ice box who had a short career as a prop on The Honeymooners... I was a couple of dozen squirrels (hawk, several cars, misstep on the high power lines, bb gun...)... I was that guy, you know the one, did stuff and wore shirts...
And all that time Katie Holmes was really in love with me. Seriously.
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