Crazy Guggenheim
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Thu Aug-25-05 01:50 PM
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Cool women. Have any of you had a girlfriend this cool? |
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I was going with this woman in the early 80's who was a part time model. Well we went over to see her uncle one day and the guy started to drink some, so we started to leave. He said something - ahem inappropriate - to her on the way out and she ignored it. Well right after he touched 'very inappropriately' also. So she turned around and with one punch knocked him flat on his ass. Never had a problem with him after that .......
She was cool.
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How about you?
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:07 PM
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1. I've had droves of girlfriends that cool |
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unfortunately for them, and the rest of humanity, they are far too often, generally hung up on bozo boyfriends.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:17 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:21 PM
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3. never had a girlfriend that cool |
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Edited on Thu Aug-25-05 02:21 PM by leftofthedial
I got married when I was 21 to a woman I met when I was 19, so I didn't have much opportunity to have cool girlfriends.
That's all changed now. I'm single again, so I will keep your story in mind as I set my new standards.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:23 PM
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4. My fiancee's that cool. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:32 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:23 PM
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5. If any guy ever touched me inappropriately, he |
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can expect me to punch him and knock him on his ass too! I had big mean brothers when I was little, I learned to be tough as nails, don't mess with me old nasty perverted men.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:27 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:23 PM
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6. my husband thinks I'm cool |
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but for reasons I probably shouldn't list here. }(
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:26 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:24 PM
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7. proudly, my woman child |
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martial arts prepared her well!
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:28 PM
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10. Women healing themselves through martial arts ...... |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:12 PM
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the benefits of this training far exceeded anything i'd hoped for.
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:13 PM
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28. We don't hug teddy bears .......... |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:17 PM
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33. I joke about that with my wife |
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When our 2 1/2 year old daughter gets older, we hope she can visit China to experience the culture there & learn Chinese from my in-laws, etc.
However, I always tell my wife that I really want to send her to the Shaolin Temple so she can learn kung fu from the monks there.
but, good for your daughter.
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:21 PM
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35. Just give her Martial Arts lessons. There are many instructors |
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here from Asia. I hear mant of them are better depending on which style. For example the hard styles such as Tae Kwon Do is actually better here than there. As far as Shaolin look around here first.
Just a suggestion.
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:23 PM
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38. I know, I was joking about the Shaolin Temple |
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though I'm sure it's a fraction of the cost of lessons here...
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:54 PM
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42. i recommend with all my heart you do. |
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she used to be very delicate and passive. (sitting alone at recess, etc) the transformation was beautiful to watch. her room is filled with medals from her matches.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:29 PM
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11. Not a girlfriend. My sister was hanging out in front of a diner in |
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Columbus when some jerk grabbed her ass. In a single motion she whirled around and hit him with a perfect right cross. It took his friend 5 minutes to wake him up.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:30 PM
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:33 PM
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14. I knocked my ex out cold with a punch the jaw the night I left him. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:34 PM
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Did you break a nail?
J/K.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:35 PM
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16. Heh. Just a heart, but it's since been repaired. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:58 PM
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17. I knocked a guy flat on his ass once, |
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for lying about a dear friend in a manner so as to screw up her life.
I'm not very big, so I suspect the shock of being hit was more responsible for his falling on his keester than the actual smack upside the head.
And for the record, I'm deeply ashamed of having resorted to physical violence and do not approve of this as a method of settling disputes.
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:06 PM
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20. But you're still cool! I feel for you though!! |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:06 PM
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21. That's where you and I differ |
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I would've kicked him when he was down :D :*
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:07 PM
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22. Yeah and spit on him too. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:08 PM
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23. Nah, that's too unclassy even for me |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:19 PM
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34. Wow, you've punched out exactly one more guy than I have. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:03 PM
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My wife can shoot five simultaneously launched clay targets out of mid-air with a semi-automatic 12 gauge shotgun before they reach the ground.
I think that's pretty cool. :thumbsup:
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:05 PM
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19. Awesome!! Hey you're only two posts away from 1000!! |
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Only one away post now! I need to think of something cool for my 1000th post. :)
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:14 PM
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30. One more!! Start thinking! Maybe even a new thread. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:11 PM
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25. My ex drilled a wannabe rapist dead center with a .357. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:22 PM
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36. A terrible thing to happen, but a good lesson for would be rapist. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:15 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:16 PM
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32. She may be a 'girl' but she can still kick some ass. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:23 PM
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37. The guy made a fatal miscalculation. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:30 PM
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41. Yep, and they were on a dock... |
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It knocked him into the Gulf when she shot him.
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:26 PM
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40. She was a good back up in a fight. |
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