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Thu Aug-25-05 02:23 PM
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What's your favorite non swearing insult? |
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Mine is numbnuts. Gosh I don't know why I find it so funny but I do.
Especially if you say it a Christoper Walken style cadence.
"You, sir, are a numb NUTS."
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:23 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:24 PM
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2. that's my favorite one...... |
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It implies that the person, usually male, is so fucking stupid even the little guy down there can't think straight
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:24 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:25 PM
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4. "Goon" or "Nutjob" n/t |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:25 PM
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5. What are you a hayfarmer? |
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This in no way is meant to offend hayfarmers
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:25 PM
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Thu Aug-25-05 04:31 PM
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44. is that like Todd squared? n/t |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:26 PM
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7. You're a drink-soaked, former-Trotskyite popinjay, |
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Edited on Thu Aug-25-05 02:26 PM by swag
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:31 PM
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13. Reminds me of the great line from the Monty Python sketch.... |
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the "Argument Sketch" Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:26 PM
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as in "What a Nimrod"
Another fave is a sentence i must attribute to an old chatroom acquaintence of mine.....
"They have yet to invent the device that can measure how little i care about what you think"
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:26 PM
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9. ":15 minutes of sweat and you're all your parents could produce? It's |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:28 PM
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10. can't do it with letters, but |
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it is the 'hissssssssssssss' of a totally pissed of female cat. complete with squinted eyes and showing the teeth.
We adopted one, and she taught our rather 'sheltered' kitties her worst word- it caught on. Now it's our families way of saying 'back off or you're gonna regret it'
buttmunch was the one it replaced.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:33 PM
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I hiss too!!! I love to do it to people I barely know. It really freaks them out! :hi:
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:31 PM
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12. Sir, you are a thrice boiled, egg sucking scally wag |
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That's a popular one in my hood.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:33 PM
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Or, as usually seen at the FR website ..... "looser".
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:34 PM
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16. And, of course, I love |
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calling people "poo head". It just feels right. :)
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:34 PM
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Roundhead....old one that I got from my father and his father before |
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him. Kind of prejudiced...if we still had a thing against Norwegians in this country. :hi:
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:34 PM
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17. Cheese-nosed bifurcated sycophant |
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ok, I just made that up.
:)
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:34 PM
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18. Whoa.. You voted for BUSH? |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:35 PM
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19. you people are freaks! |
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that my favorite saying. It all started one day in a small town where there was no coffee shop. I stood out in the parking lot of a Bob Evans restaurant and called the entire town freaks.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:36 PM
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or smart ass (which I always get corrected on: "that's educated butt thank you")
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:40 PM
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22. Uh, uh, uhhh, non-swearing! |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:41 PM
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24. "You sir/madam have constipation of the brain and diarrhea of |
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:41 PM
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25. A few sandwiches short of a picnic |
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Which can be amended to suit local circumstances as well - infinite flexibility.
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:47 PM
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27. My friends and I call each other "Biatch" |
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As in "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a biatch?"
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:47 PM
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28. penis wrinkle to describe a particularly vile person |
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I don't know where I picked that up, but I've used that for a long time
"Lordy! The secretary at the nursing department is SUCH a penis-wrinkle! I hate having to deal with her!!"
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:05 PM
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I say to myself when i do something wrong, i say it to the dog, i say it in traffic, i say it to the radio, the TV. Everyone is an idiot when i'm mad.
Of course, not you. The Professor
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:27 PM
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30. that word brings back memories of my early childhood |
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When If first started reading I picked up on my young uncle's copies of the Archie's gang comics. I think Jughead usually saw the most abuse but Archie always got his share.
I first started pronouncing it as Iodot instead of Idiot. Weird actually because I was never ever diagnosed with any learning disability.
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Thu Aug-25-05 03:29 PM
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31. I like this one. "You are ill-mannered and rude." Then walk away. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 04:18 PM
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38. egg suckin dog, pissant |
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really, there are several :evilgrin:
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Thu Aug-25-05 04:19 PM
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39. Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya. |
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Thu Aug-25-05 04:22 PM
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40. Well, bless your heart |
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said with my slowest drawl of course lol. ;)
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Thu Aug-25-05 04:22 PM
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41. Always liked "Ya big dummy!" |
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Thu Aug-25-05 04:56 PM
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Spoken with either an English or French accent, preferably.
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Thu Aug-25-05 04:58 PM
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48. Warning: nastiness here |
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Cum-sucking gutter slut.
(well; there aren't any cuss words; now are there?)
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Thu Aug-25-05 05:01 PM
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49. Republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Edited on Thu Aug-25-05 05:05 PM by delen
or WANKER ,but that might be swearing, never been sure
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An Aussie buddy once screamed this after missing a 2 foot putt on the previous hole. He screamed it in the middle of his partner's backswing. Most unforgettable use of BUGGA! ever.
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Thu Aug-25-05 07:01 PM
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53. Is that a variation of Ass Hat? |
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Thu Aug-25-05 07:33 PM
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60. I think it's a mix of jackass and asshat. |
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It's a slur against Coloradans....or any fancy citified folks.
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Thu Aug-25-05 07:08 PM
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56. "Thy countenance doth set my hounds to howling." |
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It's not Shakespeare. But it SHOULD be!
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Thu Aug-25-05 07:28 PM
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57. Hast thou never an eye in thy head? |
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ahhh, the Shakespearean insult generator http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
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Shakespeare is so useful.
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Thu Aug-25-05 07:28 PM
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It just came out one day when I wanted to swear at another driver but couldn't because I had my then very young little nephew in the car with me.
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Thu Aug-25-05 07:33 PM
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61. lol I've heard of buttnugget but not buttmuffin |
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The things we come up with when we have to think on our feet!
:)
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Because an asshole has a purpose. ;)
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