HA! Take THAT Mrs Matcom! *I* Just Put A Fresh TP Roll On BACKWARDS!

[matcom]

and it felt GREAT!





:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

1. She's probably thrilled that you put it on at all.

Training you to put it on RIGHT will take another 5 years or so.

[matcom]

3. .

:rofl:

that is EXACTLY what she would/will say

you have spent WAY to much time with her :scared: :D

[davidinalameda]

2. you're in trouble now

:spank:

[Radio_Lady]

26. I spent my whole Canadian vacation resetting the toilet paper...

after the cleaning woman at the Traveller's Inn kept putting it on the "RIGHT" way (TP feeding from the top with that cute little "V" that they make in hotels).

Gr-r-r! She must have known how to make me FURIOUS. I like it feeding from the UNDERSIDE. Don't try to change me. It's too late! Also, I KNOW I'm right!

[JimmyJazz]

4. I don't think she can read your post - I heard she has you on ignore.

:silly:

[matcom]

5. DOH!

not her TOO! :cry:

[xultar]

7. .

:spray:

[DS1]

6. I am my own TP holder

:D

[matcom]

10. you horny again Martin?

:D

[DS1]

11. what do you mean 'again'?

[SOteric]

12. There's a space in time when he ~wasn't?!~

Colour me boggled.

[meegbear]

16. BWAH-HAHAHAHA!!

[BikeWriter]

8. You beast!

[sui generis]

9. that you put it on at all is amazing

heh

besides backward is relative to the observer.

[notadmblnd]

13. if you really want her head to explode

go to the kitchen and do the same with the roll of paper towels hanging under the cupboard.

[SOteric]

14. Congratulations, dude!

Since you've graduated to the bathroom proficiency level of a trained chimp, tomorrow we'll let Mrs. Matcom take you out and explain to you which is the hole in the ground.

:7 :hi:

[matcom]

15. there is a HOLE in the GROUND?

:wow:

[DS1]

17. *biting lip over hiding the bone comment*

:-)

[matcom]

18. you can stick a BONE?

in a HOLE? :wow: :wow:

[DS1]

19. Sometimes you run across

a uuummm -yard- with ummmm -room- for THREE holes

:hide:

[matcom]

20. is the grass freshly mowed?

i hate a weedy lawn

[DS1]

21. nothing wrong with paved

:shrug:

[matcom]

23. true. as long at they aren't cobbelstones

x(

[DS1]

27. as long as those cobblestones don't have hairs growing out of them

and I'm double ummm -tyred- then it's all good :D

[edbermac]

22. Tomorrow put the toilet seat on backwards...

That'll really make her crazy!

[trof]

24. Did you read the directions, or just wing it?

I'm guessing the latter.

[matcom]

25. i winged it

*snif* maybe tomorrow i'll ATTEMPT to put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher.

but i doubt it. baby steps.