Choose a mate for Mr. Moran

[unhappycamper]

After searching high and wide for a suitable mate for our mullet-headed moran mascot, the finalists are presented for your voting pleasure. Look at this lovable dude who crushed the competition:




And I present the finalists in the Match-A-Moran-Sweepstakes.


Mann Coulter



Mrs. Bandaid



The Toothy Tigress



Moran-ilyn



Catch-me-if-you-can-Jenn


Boobalicious
http://presidentevilonline.com.nyud.net:8090/kharris.gif


Other - Please provide a pic
http://www.egs50.org.uk.nyud.net:8090/images/Question%20Mark%202.gif

[DistressedAmerican]

1. Holy Shit That Was A Tough Choice!

Stop It Man! You're Killin' Me!

[LoKnLoD]

2. Harris would be perfect

She thinks her shit doesn't stink, and would be torture for her to be with a Moran, and she seem's like a witch, so would be torture for him to have to listen to her everyday. :woohoo:

[corkhead]

3. Toothy looks most suitable, but Cruella is a LOL!!!

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

4. Fat Peale can GUM him to death with her rotted dentures out!!

Their VD sores can be soothed by sharing their pack of Purple Heart Bandaids. Pigs.

Who are you kidding? Moranmullet's girl is anonymous in the lower right-hand corner of the photo. Fresh from the junior high.

[BuelahWitch]

5. Is Toothy Tigress a woman?

Or a man in drag?

[unhappycamper]

11. How many guys do you know that wear tube tops?

Seriously.

[Lilith Velkor]

15. I know a few.

Not kidding.

[unhappycamper]

16. Is s/he one of them? n/t

[Lilith Velkor]

22. Nah, they don't wear wigs and have much better makeup skills. n/t

[terrya]

6. Katharine Harris is too upscale for him. Gotta be the Toothy Tigeress.

[ohio_liberal]

7. The anti-Cindy mom who was on Hardball.

I don't know what her name is but she's Mr. Moran's perfect mate.

[zbdent]

8. Mannthrax

is illegal in many states . . .

[Glenda]

9. OMG! That Harris pic is SCARY

:scared:

and far too accurate

[TK421]

10. They're all good choices, but how can you find out which one of them

has gonorrhea?

[kliljedahl]

12. Tough choices, they're all so "fine"

I went with "Moran-ilyn", now can you tell me how to get this dart out of my monitor?

[unhappycamper]

14. Try this:

[Hello_Kitty]

13. You mean to tell me some lucky lady hasn't snatched him up yet?

I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

17. So many wimmins, so little time

[unhappycamper]

18. I know.

Since our mascot is real, I thought I would limit the Match-A-Moran Sweepstakes to real people. I really wanted to include the most bodacious babe of all time:

[julialnyc]

19. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY

N/T

[soup]

20. He needs a strong woman.

One who will stand up for his right to be a moran with a mullet.

So, as good as the choices are, I gotta go with 'other':


source (after an extensive search - since since a true shutyermouf moran lovin' woman isn't easy to find):
http://civilcoldwar.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_civilcoldwar_archive.html

Whatever happened to her, anyway? Were charges pressed? Maybe he hasn't been around because he's spending all his time visiting his incarSerated woman. Maybe the ceremony uniting the moran and shutyermouf woman will be taking place in one of jeb's faith-based prisons.

Poor moran. He'd better watch what he sez with a woman like that. Step out of line, and she'll smack him down. Wonder if she has spell check?

[unhappycamper]

21. a kick to get off fourth page

:kick:

[lildreamer316]

23. OW!! My eyes!!!

Not this soon after I wake up; man!!! Arrrrrgh!!

[ronnykmarshall]

24. Here's a gal fer him.

[Dervill Crow]

25. I have to go with Mann Coulter

She perfectly offsets his somewhat chubby disheveled appearance and demonstrate that evil comes in all shapes, sizes, and level of grooming.

[unhappycamper]

26. Polls are still open!

What Moran Would Jesus Pick?