"Help me find a good looking man who likes to ___ fat christian girls"

[skygazer]

And yes, she said "fuck".

This was said to my male coworker yesterday when he asked a girl, "can I help you?"

I'd almost forgotten about it but yet another interesting episode in the world of retail.

[progmom]

1. what kind of store do you work in?

:shrug:

[skygazer]

3. A very strange one sometimes

It's a grocery store. The guy in question works in the meat department. He was so nonplussed, all he could think of to say was, "Uhhh... we have chicken legs on sale today..." :rofl:

[progmom]

5. omg!!!!!

I love his response. :rofl: :rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. THAT is the best comeback ever.

I am totally using that next time someone at work says something that strikes me completely dumb at work. Sky, it is totally like this all day long at my work. I work in a loss mitigation department for a mortgage company. We set up plans for HUD customers(Which gives you an idea of some of the total dipshits we talk to all day) to get caught up with their mortgages. I work with people who use laughter to get through the say, and let me tell you I'm in stitches all day.
Duckie

[skygazer]

8. I love my coworkers

They make my job so worth it. Great bunch of people and such a sense of humor - you have to if you're going to survive in retail.

Yup, that was a classic.

[BikeWriter]

2. Dammit! Was she playing hard to get?

[khashka]

4. I wanna slap the faces

of those beautiful boys
those christian boys

So you can make me come?
That doesn't make you Jesus!



Khash.

[neuvocat]

6. Maybe she's just a little lonely.

You know, just a little.

[MN ChimpH8R]

9. Nothing like getting the potential deal-breakers right up front

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

10. Sounds like the right wing version of Christianity to me.

That's weird. Sorry. I can't understand the logic that girl has. It's just weird. :tinfoilhat:

[skygazer]

11. That was the funniest thing to me

She had to emphasize the "christian" part. Presumably so he'd know she was a "nice" girl, I guess. :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

13. LOL. Minus the "christian" part, it would have been just funny, but

she had to go and add that to it? Weird. Just weird.

[4_Legs_Good]

12. That is F*cking awesome

Heh heh heh. What a response!

:)

david