"Catapulting the Propaganda - Leadership Secrets of G.W. Bush"

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1) There's Only One Perfectly Perfect President, and I'm It.

PRESIDENT BUSH - "A lot o' people (almost always smarty-pants atheistic hippie-Commie left-wing hate-America-first scumbags) seem to think I'm arrogant because I'll never admit I'm wrong. If I ever made a mistake, I'd be the first to admit it, because I'm one humble sumbitch, like my best-bud Jesus H. Christ. Just so happens I haven't made any mistakes, so how can I "admit" that I did? Huh? Wasn't I right about Saddam Hussein being behind the 9-11 attacks? Didn't I tell ya Iraq would be a cakewalk? That's the deal with being perfect -- I never have to change your mind, because my mind is part of me - perfect!

2) Act From Your Gut, Then Blame Someone Else (And You're Never Wrong If You Don't Admit It!)

PRESIDENT BUSH - "Listen up, Stretch, here's how I do it. I read the one-paragraph cut down of the summary of the abridged condensation of the paper on the issue. Then I make up my mind - BANG! Saddam? EVIL! KILL! And that's it. If you're with me, you're golden. If you're agin' me, I've got a room at the Gitmo Marriott for ya. Did I mention I'm perfect?"

3) Want Good Press? Hire 'Em!

PRESIDENT BUSH - "Whoever the hell called it a 'free' press didn't know what he was talkin' about! That colored fella...what's his name, Armstrong Williams -- cost us $240,000! Lucky for us, the rest of the Washington Press corps can be had for a warm handshake and a stale donut. Bob Novak...Judy Miller...JimJeff GuckertGannon...Charlie Krauthammer...Rove and Cheney write it, I say it, they scream it. Works for me."

4) You're Either With Me, Or You're A Smarty-Pans, Atheistic Hippie-Commie Left-Wing Hate-America-Firster

PRESIDENT BUSH - "See, I'm the President. America is me, and vice-versa. If you're against me, you're against America. If you're against America, you're a terrorist. If you're a terrorist, I'm gonna smoke you outta your hidey-hole and kill ya. Unless you're Osama bin Laden, cause he's too hard to catch. Too hard. Did I mention this is a hard job? But now take this Cindy Sheehan babe. As my buddy Rush Limbaugh pointed out, how do we even know she lost her son? The liberal press (as usual) absolutely refuses to print both sides of the Cindy Sheehan issue. If she had a son, where is he? Oh, he "died" in "Iraq"? How convenient for her! Look, all we know is that she - Cindy Whatever - is against me, America. That's why other people have got to take her down while I remain Presidential by riding my mountain bike."