Tom Cruise Denies Being A Reincarnated Scientology Prophet

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...Note that he didn't deny being an asshole, he just denied being a reincarnated Scientology prophet.

:evilgrin:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Tom-Cruise-Denies-Being-A-Reincarnated-Scientology-Prophet-6909.shtml



Actor Tom Cruise slams false allegations which claims he declared during an interview that he’s a reincarnated Scientology prophet. Cruise, 43, is alleged to have said he reincarnated for several times until now, and that in this current life he is a Scientology prophet destined teach the world about the Church of Scientology.

The fabricated 'interview' quotes Cruise as saying: "I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists
worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, the uninformed masses."

It appears Tom also confessed he met actress Katie Holmes in his previous lives and they are met to be together forever.

Cruise denied giving such an interview, claiming it was made by internet hoaxers, who want to ridicule his beliefs in Scientology. Last night, Cruise’s spokesman stated: "This interview is a total fabrication. Tom did not say those things."

[WeRQ4U]

1. I still think he's nuttier than squirrel shit.

He spouts this reincarnation blather all the time.

[slackmaster]

2. Ron is Xenu

:smoke:

[crispini]

3. "Bingodulla"

I laugh every time I read that.