Housewife of the Year................Jessica Simpson

[underpants]

http://www.rollingstone.com/features/coverstory/featuregen.asp?pid=2042

http://www.rollingstone.com/

[Catch22Dem]

1. Uh....that doesn't suck!!!

:evilgrin:

[TNDemo]

2. Everyone says my daughter looks just like Jessica Simpson.

Hopefully my daughter's brain won't atrophy with age.

[matcom]

3. then i am coming for your daughter Chuck

:D

[TNDemo]

9. Go away! Get back! I'll stick you with this pitchfork!

BTW, I'm not Chuck. I assume it is my daughter you are coming after... She's too young for you so keep your greasy paws off her.

We have been trying to figure out how we managed to have these two good looking girls. They look totally different - her older sister is dark. I think it is probably the ugly parents=pretty kids and pretty parents=ugly kids phenomenon. Or maybe I was unconscious during conception and Brad Pitt or somebody had their way with me. Or maybe all that dreaming about Brad Pitt having his way with me really worked...

[underpants]

4. Yowza!!!!!

:hi::bounce::evilgrin:

[matcom]

5. ah yes, the Swiffer

"wet" jet :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. I don't think that girl knows what she's holding...

She can't even wash dishes. And whoever heard of it taking 3 hours to make pasta? And she can't do laundry. SHe's an idiot. Thank GOD Nick finally got them a maid, because that beautiful house was trashed.
Duckie

[onebigbadwulf]

7. That pic almost makes me forget

that she's dumber than Bush.

[underpants]

8. When I saw it I immediate thought she was ripping off Britney STILL!!

That is what it reminded me of immediately. She is like a Britney cover band/image. But I think Jessica is better looking, just in a physical sense.