Death by Ubangi.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Punchline for a joke, but I forgot the rest. :shrug:

[jpgray]

1. I know that joke

:dunce:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. If I recall the vague outline of the joke is this.

2 dudes are captured by cannibals. Let's say a Democrat and Republican for the sake of DU. (Could be different ethnicities, religion etc.)

Cannibals give the Democrat a choice of death or Ubangi. Democrat says, "what the hey, I choose Ubangi, how bad could it be?":shrug:
He is subsequently sodomized by all 100 cannibals in every possible way.

Cannibals then give the Republican the same choice. The Republican says, "Whoa that was pretty rough. All in all, I think I'd rather die." Cannibals then say, "Okay then. Death by Ubangi it is!"

There may have been a third thing that happened in the middle but I couldn't remember or come up with something to happen to a Libertarian. Am I missing something?

I recalled this because Martin Mull copped this old joke to do his version of "The Aristocrats".

[zbdent]

9. The weird part of your version

is that the Repuke died with a strangely satisfied smile on his face . . .

[redqueen]

2. I thought it was Ungabunga... ?

:shrug:

[bleedingheart]

3. that's how my neighbor talks...

[MN ChimpH8R]

4. I heard it as death by roo-roo

if we're talking about the same joke. :shrug: :)

[Blue-Jay]

5. I heard it as "Bunga Bunga"

You probably shouldn't use the word "Ubangi" in a joke. It's a bit offensive to some.

[WillyT]

7. LOL !!! - A Joke... That May Be Offensive To Some !!!

like... almost every joke ever conceived!!!

:hi::rofl::hi:

[Jara sang]

8. Ubangi is a river in Africa