Thank you thank you I'll be here all weak now please enjoy a CAPTION

[underpants]

[Drifter]

1. The long lost ...

4th ZZ Top member still can't seem to get the hand sweep down right.



Cheers
Drifter

[Braden]

2. "now you have to understand....

....I've never REALLY had a job, so seeing you guys all in your matching blue suits, sort of uh, where was I?"

[onebigbadwulf]

11. "So I said to the prime minister....

Do you NOT see my RING of POWER??"

[underpants]

3. And behind door number 1 it's.......a jobless recovery

Wawawaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[terrya]

4. Oh, God. He's previewing his new lounge act. n/t

[underpants]

8. Oh the shark has such teeth, dear And he shows them pearly white

http://www.robbiewilliams-online.com/music-centre/lyrics/swing/macktheknife.htm

Oh the shark has such teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white
Just a jack knife has old MacHeath, dear
And he keeps it out of sight
You know when the shark bites
with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though wears MacHeath, dear
So there's never, never a trace of red
On the sidewalk, Sunday morning,
Don't you know
Lies a body oozing life
Someone's sneaking round the corner
Could that be our boy, Mack the knife?
From a tug boat by the river
There's a cement bag just dropping on down
The cement's just for the weight, dear
Bet you Mack is back in town
Did you hear about Louie Miller he disappeared
After drawing out all his hard earned cash
And MacHeath spends like a sailor
Could it be our boy did something rash?
Jenny Diver, Sukey Tawdr
Look out Miss ?, and old Lucy Brown
Oh the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mack is back in town
I said Jenny Diver, Sukey Tawdr
Look out Miss ?, and old Lucy Brown
Oh the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mack is back in town

[felonious thunk]

5. So then I smacked her on the ass, like this

Woo ha, she was on uppity broad. I thought it was cute that she thought she belonged working and whatnot. Luckily, she found Jesus, and realized that she's inferior to me and decided to stop all this professional woman nonsense, and settle into her life of following me around like thoughtless puppy.

[Kellanved]

6. he's practicing for his next gig with Berlusconi

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,304558,00.jpg

[Zuni]

16. That is funny

Bush opening for Berlusconi's lounge act.

[Richardo]

7. "Clowns to the left, no - right, no - LEFT of me...."

"Jokers to the ... can't get fooled again."

[matcom]

9. welcome back pal

my only question is....

DID YOU GET LUCKY??? :P

[underpants]

10. Yes

:bounce:

[soupkitchen]

12. Smile, if you believe anything I'm saying

[maxanne]

13. "This Macarena thing sure

is fun."

[regularguy]

14. "And after this short commercial break we're gonna

bring out Gay Teenage Nuns who dress like sluts".

[Zuni]

15. So this polish guy walks into a bar

and his ex-wife is there....

[XNASA]

17. "Ah'd like ya tah meet my fren, Rosy Palm........

.........Hehehehehehehe."

[cosmicdot]

18. W: Some may ask, how can someone who hasn't worked in a day

of his life; has lived a life a luxury and special treatment ... have a clue about us working folks ... well, you should have thought about that and have asked that question before November 2000, now shouldn't you ... just think, you morans could have had someone who has served the people since his 20s, and who really cares about your future ... oh, well ...

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I didn't know this photo had been posted :( yesterday
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=393454

[VOX]

19. "So, y'see, Ah wasn't AWOL, Ah jes' dint show up! Heh heh heh heh!"

"Are y'all laffin' with me, or at me? Heh heh heh."

[Philostopher]

20. Okay, that was the 'shadow rabbit.'

Next, I'm gonna do 'shadow government,' like Unca Dick taught me.

[skip fox]

21. "I know that a lot of people are saying that I don't have a political

philosophy of my own, but I certainly do and it is even based way back in my past. Like when I was a kid, my Dad asked me, 'Would you rather be right than wrong?' and I thought about that. Then I wondered, would I rather be right, than left. Well, the answers were easy. I wanted to be right. It's like the color red against a blue sky on Saturday morning after watching Roy Rodgers on t.v., I thought, and like a new bike and a blondheaded girlfriend in second grade named Nancy. And haven't changed my mind since. So my political philosophy or whatever, is as well grounded as anybody else's. Like why turn left, when you could go right? See?!! So there."