CAPTION the tree of wisdim that grows from a little nut

[underpants]

[eileen_d]

1. BRAIN FART! n/t

[underpants]

3. Potted plant

:bounce:

[underpants]

2. And visions of mushroom clouds danced through his head

Oh man I feel a flurry of captions coming.

[Gato Moteado]

4. it's a nook-ya-ler mushroom cloud

nt

[underpants]

5. He does two shows a night with a matinee on Saturdays

[onebigbadwulf]

6. "And so I says to the Dalai Lama...

...can I borrow yer feather hat?"

[maxanne]

7. as W breaks into song:

"Down at the Copa...Copa Cabana...that's right folks, I'll be here for two more nights. Come on down to the Boom Boom Room of the Naugehyde Lounge...tell your friends..."

[Deja Q]

8. To the right of me is a picture of the very food my daddy hates!

Broccoli. I hate it too because everything daddy does is right.

[Swede]

9. Be sure your plant is well fertilized.......

[Richardo]

10. W does Sideshow Bob...

Uncanny, isn't it?

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Boy, am I glad I had that trepanation done! Now

I can take a puff of smoke, and blow it outthe hole in my head."

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "I wonder what that cartoonist, Gary Trudeau, meant when

he said I didn't even have a a decent thought balloon, much less a decent thought. Hmmm."

[cosmicdot]

13. W: now, this is a knee slapper ... John McCain isn't Gay ...

... you can imagine how surprised we were when we found out ... just wait until we smoke out whomever leaked that story during the 2000 primary ... I mean, the things people will say, and the length they will go ... amazing ... I'm sure John didn't expect to win South Carolina anyway ...

[skip fox]

14. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

15. W: I recognize that crescent moon thing up there ... one of them

was painted on the side of all that military stuff we shipped to the Middle East in August two years ago so it'd be there in case we accidentally needed it for whatever reason, or in case of some strange luck, after September 11th ...

[peterh]

16. W is presiding over the bare-knucklers….

That have stayed close to their branches…