Woman Sues Over Condom In Clam Chowder

[matcom]

<snip>

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Waiter, there is something worse than a fly in my soup.

A California woman who found a condom in her bowl of clam chowder has sued the upscale restaurant that served it to her -- saying she has suffered depression and anxiety from the shocking discovery.

But an attorney for McCormick & Schmicks Seafood Restaurant in Irvine, California, says the eatery has no idea how the condom got into Laila Sultan's food.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=9&u=/nm/20031111/od_nm/condom_dc

[underpants]

1. Is she sure it was clam chowder?

:puke:

Sorry I couldn't resist.

[bif]

2. Was it a fly's condom?

n/t

[OneBlueSky]

3. that ain't nothin' . . . I once found . . .

a clam in my condoms . . . now THAT's shocking! . . . :)

[trof]

4. How could she tell the difference?

Miz t. sez that clams are as chewy as condoms.
How would she know that?
;-)

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. I bet the waiter thought she would like it

After all, it was ribbed for her pleasure.

:)

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. dammit, that was a good joke

I hate when good jokes go unappreciated. x(

[beanball]

6. That lost condom

was used by Arnold while he was screwing the people of Kalifornia,SAFE SEX USE CONDOMS.

[curse10]

7. Ick!

I'd sue too.

[Guaranteed]

8. That's a really sick joke to play on somebody. nt

[Don_G]

9. The Waiter Was Hard Of Hearing

He thought she said "man" chowder.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Well at least she won't have any

baby clams.

[boilerbabe]

12. Clam Chowder is gross enough without the added condom n/t