I don't mean to be alarmist, but....

[Guy Fawkes]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Why's that?

:popcorn:

[Karenina]

15. Cuz!

[Alcibiades]

2. Yep.

The only question is, who will the great Cthulhu eat first?

[TheMightyFavog]

19. The answer lies here....

http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. OMIGOD! What to do? What to do?

Um...yes, we are...to be born is to die, someday, my dear Guy Fawkes!

NIce capitals, BTW......

:grouphug:

[Floogeldy]

4. YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT!

Define "death."

;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. I'm smiling at you, my dear Floog....

You have tapped the greater truth, haven't you, my dear?

And I believe you........:loveya: :* :hug:

[Floogeldy]

9. You are an angel

:loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Blessings on you, my dear Floog....

I love you as well....:loveya:

[jobycom]

5. As Shel Silverstein put it

STILL GONNA DIE

So you're takin' better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body.
Responding to your body's needs.
Everything you hear and read about diets,
Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system,
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise.
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized.
Soaps that will sanitize.
Sprays to deordorize.
Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides.
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size.
Shots that will immunize.
Pills to re-energize you.

But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually the story ends the same...
You can quite smokin', but you're still gonna die.
Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die.
Eliminate everything fatty or fried,
And you get real healthy, but you're still gonna die.
Stop drinkin' booze, you're still gonna die.
Stay away from cooze, you're still gonna die.
You can cut out coffee and never get high,
But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
You can even give aerobics one more try,
But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die.
Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die.
Cut nicotine tar, you're still gonna die.
You can exercise that cellulite off your thigh.
Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die.
Stop gettin' a tan, you're still gonna die.
You can search for UFO's up in the sky
They might fly you to Mars where you're still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Adidas you buy
You can jog up to heaven and you're still gonna die.

Drink ginseng tonics, you're still gonna die.
Try high colonics, you're still gonna die.
You can have yourself frozen and suspended in time,
But when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die.
You can have safe sex, you're still gonna die.
You can switch to Crest, you're still gonna die.
You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest,
Get an AIDS test, enroll in EST,
Move out west where it's sunny and dry
And you'll live to be a hundred
But you're still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
So you'd better have some fun
'Fore you say bye-bye,
'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

[Jara sang]

6. speak for yourself, i'm an immortal

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. Yes, and I will dwell in the kingdom of

THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER.

All hail his noodly appendage!
Ramen

[Skittles]

11. what Woody Allen movie was that

where he was fretting about the fact he was going to die one day and that gal said YOU'RE JUST NOW FIGURING THIS OUT ? :D

[NMMNG]

12. And?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. We're just fucked .........

[no_hypocrisy]

14. The risk of living your life means that you are ready to die at any time.

[lastknowngood]

16. There ain't no way to get out of this life alive so enjoy it while your he

n/t

[pitohui]

17. that's what the hub sez everytime there's a storm in the gulf

is that a song lyric or movie one-liner or something

:-)

[DIKB]

18. It's only a matter ot time till we do. n/t

[spinbaby]

20. AAAAAHHHHHHH!

We're all gonna die!

We'll starve to death when the Dubya's economy collapses!

We'll get run over by a hurricane!

The terrorists are gonna get us!

Bird flu!

Suitcase nukes!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

[Jara sang]

21. kick for juxtaposition

with my cc }(

[In_The_Wind]

22. so ...

what's your point ...

[ofrfxsk]

23. What? I had no idea!

Please tell us more about this "die" thing.