Pay-per-view: Crawford Cindy vs. Whacko W

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Before the bell rings "Whacko" charges across the squared circle and convinces "Maddog Mehlman" to throw Cindy to the wolves. "Maddog" smiles, "W, I rip mothers who lost sons to shreds for fun"

But Cindy's a wily opponent. She uses her patented move, the "Poll Smasher" Gallup, Zogby, USA Today, crush Whacko's effort to appear popular and genuine.

But Whacko has a secret weapon. When all other dirty and devious tricks fail, call out KKKarl and Novak and Rush and Hannity and Coulter and Fox and CNN and the whole gang of paid off mercenaries who stand at the ends of their chains, ready to destroy.

Only $49.99