What's your favourite Wesley Willis song?

[Colin Ex]

My favourite: "Bill Clinton"

You are so nice to me
You are on my side
You are the man with the midas touch
You are on my side with the midas touch

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton

You are the man who has the plans
You have the ability to put people to work
You are the president of the United States
I like you a lot and I will award you

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton

You are so nice to me
A lot of people across the US work for you
You are so great in the long run
You are on my side at last

ROCK OVER LONDON
ROCK ON CHICAGO
Guitar Sister: It's the Musician's Choice.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. "Jesus is the Answer."

"Mitsubishi! THE WORD IS GETTING AROUND!!!!!"


"Hootie and the Blowfish" is also great. "The jam was excellent!"

I also like the song "Lotion", because I'm a big fan of the band Lotion, and this is the only "band name song" Wesley wrote where he said he DIDN'T like a memeber of the band. "He was a stupid jerk."

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wesley Willis RIP

[Colin Ex]

5. I've never heard

either Hootie and the Blowfish or Lotion.

I love Jesus Is the Answer, though.

-C

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. who's Wesley Willis?

I've never heard of him. :shrug:

[Colin Ex]

3. You've never heard of Wesley Willis?

The God of all that is Rockin'?

Magic Rat, go here. NOW.

http://www.alternativetentacles.com/product.php?product=133&sd=D-qkIm7wNkuJMc1imaI

That's Wesley Willis' Greatest Hits One (of three), released on Alternative Tentacles.

Download "Rock and Roll McDonalds" and keep going from there.

-C

[sexybomber]

4. He's probably the most unique musician of the past ten years.

download any of his innumerable songs and you'll find out why.

[RebelOne]

7. Same here n/t

[Loonman]

6. "I whupped Batman's Ass"

n/t

[Colin Ex]

8. That song kicks ass.

I worked out a hierarchy of ass-kicking. Wesley Willis whupped Batman's and Superman's respective asses, but then got his ass whupped by Birdman after trespassing on his real estate.

So we took Batman and Superman and analyzed the lyrics to see who was would get their ass kicked in a fight between them. While Batman just seemed to get on Wesley Willis' nerves before getting his ass kicked, Superman had the nerve to mack Wesley Willis' lady and fought back a little before Wesley Willis beat him to a pulp.

Yeah college!

-C

[Loonman]

10. Hard to pick just one

But that one tops my list.

[Colin Ex]

9. Kick

Wesley Willis, dammit! Wesley Willis!

-C

[DS1]

11. I got my ass thrown out of church.

Only because it's so anti-church.

[Colin Ex]

12. I love that song.

The chronicled tale of hitting the priest with something and getting dragged out by the man... ah, yes.

-C