vegans are made of meat

[datasuspect]

muscle tissue makes the best steaks. livers, kidneys, what have you.

what a conundrum. how does a vegan live with that?

[billyskank]

1. What kind of nonsense is that?

:shrug:

[Splatter Phoenix]

2. So they...

Cannibalize themselves? o_O;;

[HawkerHurricane]

3. If Vegitarians eat vegitables...

what do Humanitarians eat?

[lastknowngood]

4. More importantly are they tasty.

n/t

[flvegan]

5. Easily, and with a very, very clear conscience.

Why?

Actually, "meat" being the edible flesh of mammals (usually) human vegans really aren't made of meat, unless you plan to eat me.

[datasuspect]

6. it's a nonsense joke thread

but slice a part of yourself open and you'll see some stuff that looks a lot like meat.

[flvegan]

7. Probably. I've also worked on a lot of dogs that were hit by cars.

What's left to repair looks a lot like "meat" too, but I wouldn't want to eat that either.

I was just answering your question. I didn't realize it was a "nonsense joke" post.

[friesianrider]

13. Hmm. Usually jokes are supposed to be funny.

And not only was your OP not even close to resembling a funny joke, but you also didn't even manage to succeed in getting the usual raging, meat-eating DU nutjobs all rialied up. Now that is pretty sad and a testament to how unbelievably dead these "jokes" are.

[Blue_Tires]

8. and why dont the vegans ever have any sympathy

for all those living plants that were slaughtered to create their salad?!?!?!

[yewberry]

9. The inevitable "creative" response to veg*nism.

Here you go:

:dunce:

[Blue_Tires]

12. that 'D' on the hat means 'damn i'm smart!!'

lol

[friesianrider]

15. I'm thinking of another word...

But if I said it, I'd get my post deleted. ;) We vegetarians are a wee bit smarter than that.

[smbolisnch]

10. This again?

Seriously? :eyes:

[friesianrider]

11. Oh for the love of God.

DO we really need to have the neurological/CNS discussion YET again?

OP, you're about 657 posts too late from the time when "jokes" like this about vegetarians/vegans were actually *almost* funny. Sorry.

[Blue_Tires]

14. the only true solution where no living thing gets hurt

is to eat SALT, and lots of it!!

[friesianrider]

16. That wasn't your question.

And moreover, if you don't even care about an animal with a CNS, why are you acting holier-than-thou about vegetarians eating plants? This little and loud argument has been tried over and over and over and over and it has failed to point out anything substantive other than what an incredibly invalid and ridiculous "argument" it actually is.

[Blue_Tires]

17. it's a joke; calm down

because obviously i think salt-only diets are very healthy

[friesianrider]

19. As I said before...

Usually jokes are supposed to be remotely funny. These "jokes" were maybe funny, like, 3,495 posts ago.

Why don't you start bashing gays next? Or no, maybe you could bash Buddhists, next right? Now THAT would be funny.

:eyes:

[Blue_Tires]

21. i guess i'm a bad comedian

so i meant no offense (i also happen to be a buddhist)....just trying to get a rise outta some people, like many lounge posters...


and for my next bash session, the focus of my attention will be one Terrell ElDorado Owens!!:+ :hide: :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

18. A woman can make milk from her breasts too...

Are you suggesting we should bottle and sell it and drink it?

What's with the flamebait anyway?

[friesianrider]

20. Apparently we haven't had nearly enough of these types of threads.

:eyes:

[The empressof all]

22. Locking

I recognize that a number of folks enjoy the popcorn with these kinds of threads but I have to say this topic is feeling really old and is getting rather boring. In addition there are a number of members here who take this subject with a great deal of seriousness and the continual posting of this stuff feels really purposely demeaning to their choices.