WindRavenX
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:28 PM
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So I stood there, reading DU quietly... |
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Edited on Sun Aug-28-05 06:28 PM by WindRavenX
...when my SO, clad in boxers and scratching his balls, gave details as to the amound of bowel movement he had just undergone.
. . . . . . . Oh lord. I lurve him.
edit: this really did just happen and for some reason I am not grossed out.
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:30 PM
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1. This is a thing men do. |
Deja Q
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Sun Aug-28-05 07:57 PM
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11. I'm a man and I don't do that... |
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Sun Aug-28-05 10:44 PM
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18. Not me either, cool, and I'm not gay. |
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So that's not a factor.
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:30 PM
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that dude must really be cool:yourock:
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WindRavenX
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:34 PM
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...if 'cool' is the word. Maybe 'shit factory' is a better choice :D
He also said "now I can eat another sandwich". AAAHAHAH!! :rofl:
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:31 PM
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will occasionally bring me a poo-sickle during the winter. He likes to share.
Moral: humans are animals, too. :-)
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Sun Aug-28-05 08:02 PM
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12. My dog likes to take his stuffed toy puppies outside to his poop place |
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He sets them down, smiles then pees on the fence. Comes over to check their progress, smiles again then dances a merry jig about his 'pretend' talents.
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:42 PM
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He's a keeper! I love it...laughing my foolish head off!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:48 PM
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Thy name is excrement!
Seriously, we've found ourselves doing the same here at casa de skygazer. I guess when you truly think of your SO as being a part of you, everything is fodder for discussion. Rather sweet in a strange sort of way.
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Sun Aug-28-05 06:49 PM
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THE MAN FARTS ON MY GODDAMN FACE =P
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Sun Aug-28-05 07:36 PM
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10. Geez, now I appreciate what |
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I'm truly missing by not being married or living with a member of the male species. :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Sun Aug-28-05 08:04 PM
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13. This can only be True Love. |
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Congratulations to the both of you!
And expecially to your SO, on the occasion of that magnificent movement.
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Sun Aug-28-05 10:42 PM
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:evilgrin:
He's bragging about it still...
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Sun Aug-28-05 08:07 PM
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14. I think that back in "caveman days" |
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this must have been very impressive to the cave woman. Maybe that's why men today still brag about it.
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Sun Aug-28-05 08:08 PM
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15. I'm so going to get in trouble for this but... |
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Sun Aug-28-05 08:19 PM
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Shouldn't he be out there trying to convert people to the church of latter day saints and the gospel of Brigham Young.
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Sun Aug-28-05 10:44 PM
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19. Hey, what kind of missionary are you going to listen to... |
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the kind that takes massive solid shits or one that squeezes out a this wretched gruel-like stool?
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Sun Aug-28-05 11:17 PM
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These kinds of discussions are against the rules. Please keep bodily function issues private.
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