I've finally solved the greatest conundrum in the universe

[Bossy Monkey]

The unified field theory, you say? Pshaw! No, I refer to the USC problem. The USC problem is that those of us in South Carolina refer to the University hereof as USC, while everyone else in the world thinks of USC as the University of Southern California, except for a couple of weirdos who think it's the US Congress. My solution is admirably simple: they become USoCal; we become USoCar. (Congress has to look out for themselves.) As an added benefit, our sports teams become the USoCar (YouSuckOur) Gamecocks. ESPN'll love it!

Apologies to all offended, disgusted, distressed, or otherwise faked out.

[Richardo]

1. Despite my strict moral upbringing I'm laughing my ass off...

:D

[TennesseeWalker]

2. Go Vols.

But I like. :)

[alwynsw]

10. Is it true

that the Tennessee school color is orange because is saves the fans from having to change clothes before they go back out on the chain gang?

on edit:Can ya tell that roundball season is upon us?

[Bossy Monkey]

11. No, the players

We're not going to have to have a seminar on How To Talk Smack 101, are we?

[alwynsw]

12. Is there a difference?

What has 28 legs and 2 teeth?

The Tennessee cheerleading squad.

[SCantiGOP]

3. a further problem

There are those who think that "Carolina" refers to some hick school up on Tobacco Road.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. UNoCar (YouKnockOur) Tar Heels?

Maybe it'll get the dang tar off! :)

[rogerashton]

4. Change the name to the University of

North Georgia.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. East

North would be Tennessee :)

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Forgive dadgum accidental double post n/t

[alwynsw]

8. So long as you're SEC

The rest of yhe country can suck your Gamecock for all I care. I may bleed Kentucky Blue, but you're still in the family, ya little runt bastard, so we tolerate ya even if loving you is harder than warming up to Pat Buchannan.

As for the Californicators, you won't have to worry about them usurping your semi-fine initials for long. We all know that the San Andreas is gonna cure that soon enough.

And while we're at it. What in the HELL do those uppity Brits think they're doing, usurping our beloved UK for their piddly assnation state? Everyone in their right mind knows that they're only trying to ride Kentucky's coattails to glory.

[rucky]

9. Trojans & Cocks

that'll clear it up