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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:17 PM
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My husband is washing a paper plate.
He makes pretty good money, and he's downstairs washing a paper plate so he can reuse it. Not a PLASTIC plate, mind you; a PAPER plate. :eyes:
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jody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:18 PM
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1. Keep him, you'll remember such acts after you retire. n/t
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:18 PM
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2. Wouldn't that harbor bacteria?
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July Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:19 PM
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3. Sorry, but ewww.
After he puts it away, throw it out. Please?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:20 PM
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4. That's hysterical
My hubby has a thing about re-using baggies and twist ties. The funny part is, he'll throw away a twenty dollar steak without blinking an eye but gets very upset if I fail to reuse a fraction-of-a-cent baggie.
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:26 PM
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6. steaks decompose
plastic is forever.
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:28 PM
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8. Actually they don't in landfills
even without a plastic covering. There is no sun or water to speed along the composting.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:26 PM
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5. Just enjoy that lean cuisine......
:rofl:

Men. ;)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:27 PM
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7. check his temperature when he becomes docile again...
:D
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:29 PM
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9. Go downstairs, walk up really sexy like, giving him your seduction look...
Edited on Mon Aug-29-05 06:31 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
Then slap the shit out of him upside his head. DO NOT let him become Skip's Grandmother. She washes Paper Towels and reuses them!! Good GOD! I feel sorry for you. Does he make sure you push the tube of toothpaste from the bottom too? :rofl:
Duckie
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bucknaked Donating Member (818 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:35 PM
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10. I still can't believe the penny-pinching I've done after my GF moved in!
Started buying macho-wipe (the 100-grit toilet paper), with a couple single-rolls of quilted for her. Her lunch/dinner still consisted of nice meals, while mine turned into ramen and rice.

Sorry, I kinda' simpathize with the Mister, right now. :p

J/K!

Eventually, us male peasants adapt to being married to princesses like you and my g/. :p

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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:36 PM
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11. My dad does the same thing - and he re-uses styrofoam cups
over and over until they leak.
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:40 PM
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12. My husband is a paper washing machine.
... and i'm not even married.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:43 PM
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13. my mom irons undershirts
I wear a lot of t-shirts that she ironed way back when I lived at home, but also the white undershirts that I'd wear under my dress shirts!
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:45 PM
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14. My Dad does that before he throws it away
He doesn't want insects in his garbage cans. :eyes: I take great pleasure sneaking garbage into the trash.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:06 AM
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15. It just keeps getting better and better
I threw the washed paper plate away last night. He just announced that he dug it out of the trash and that I will see that it can be reused. Is there no hope for this man??
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