The Chairman of the Board of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

W: doo-bee-doo-bee-doo ... I did it my way ...
good to see ya'll here in the BMW Cafeteria and Lounge ... who ever dreamed that one day ordinary Americans other than my relatives would be working for the Germans ...

[underpants]

1. Oh the line forms on the right, babe Now that Mack is back in town

Oh the shark has such teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white
Just a jack knife has old MacHeath, dear
And he keeps it out of sight
You know when the shark bites
with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though wears MacHeath, dear
So there's never, never a trace of red
On the sidewalk, Sunday morning,
Don't you know
Lies a body oozing life
Someone's sneaking round the corner
Could that be our boy, Mack the knife?
From a tug boat by the river
There's a cement bag just dropping on down
The cement's just for the weight, dear
Bet you Mack is back in town
Did you hear about Louie Miller he disappeared
After drawing out all his hard earned cash
And MacHeath spends like a sailor
Could it be our boy did something rash?
Jenny Diver, Sukey Tawdr
Look out Miss ?, and old Lucy Brown
Oh the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mack is back in town
I said Jenny Diver, Sukey Tawdr
Look out Miss ?, and old Lucy Brown
Oh the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mack is back in town

[regularguy]

2. Ahh know what you're thinkin', you're thinkin': 'How did you

get to be so rich without knowin' things and smart stuff'. Well I'll tell ya, Jesus clearly states in Leviathan VI, Scene IV, track II: "Leteth thee use thy trust fund, yes partially for cocaine and alcohol, but leteth thee set aside a portion so that thou's parent's rich friends willeth create for thee great wealth, which, thou must remembereth, shall only partially be used for cocaine and alcohol"

Oh, I dunno..... :)

[Faygo Kid]

3. 'Cause it's witchcraft, that wicked witchcraft

Sinatra was da man. Knew HOW to sing a song. Hate to see him in this abysmal company (GWB, I mean).

[skip fox]

4. "So I figured, on one hand there are the WMDs, and on the other

there was doing nothing, so I figured, hey, we can't do nothing, America ain't just a do-nothing place, now is it, so the logic said to me, they gotta be there, cause we can't just do nothing, see? So now we're just kinda waiting to find them and stuff."

[cosmicdot]

5. W: com'on ... when we'd had some bad luck in the oil business ...

... or if we lost an election we couldn't steal ...

we'd sing a song or two ... to pick up our spirits which were down for a second or two ... hey, we brought along the karaoke machine and projector ... now, see along with me ... and, that's an order ...

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can’t
Move a rubber tree plant

But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin’ low
’stead of lettin’ go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back’s to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin’ that dam

’cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin’ bad
’stead of feelin’ sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
They’ll be bursted soon
They’re just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop

[eileen_d]

6. GOULET!

I'm reminded of Will Farrell's hilarious take on Goulet -- if you rent the "Best of Will Farell" DVD you can see it.

Too bad Bush* is the opposite of hilarious... he's bone-chilling.