DeposeTheBoyKing
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:09 PM
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Does anyone want a husband??? |
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You can have mine, cheap. For his 17th maddening act of the day, he just grabbed the remote, announced he was watching a stupid PPV movie (we have a coupon from DISH) and abruptly turned the channel away from tennis, which he KNOWS I'm watching. He's supposed to be working on his K award application, but he'd rather watch PPV tripe (not porno stuff).
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:13 PM
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You MUST get a DVR and a second tuner so you can watch separate shows. This is what we did, and it saved us. Really.
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:14 PM
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2. I've found the only way to combat this behavior.... |
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is to do the same.
One night, when he leaves his chaair, get in it and change the channel. He'll get the message if you remind him that he does it to you.
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:16 PM
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3. Throw a brick through the tv and take him to your bed. |
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Mon Aug-29-05 09:30 PM
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I'll suggest it to my wife...
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:16 PM
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4. Kill him! No, wait! I hope you didn't... |
DeposeTheBoyKing
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:17 PM
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5. I have repaired with the laptop to the bedroom |
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Where I can read DU and watch tennis in peace. As a parting swipe I turned off the light in the game room, and he just came in and did the same to me. Everything's all right; but I was there FIRST!
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:21 PM
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You'll show him! You are a GODDESS! Not a doormat...
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:22 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:18 PM
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6. ANYBODY who gets between me and Agassi |
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will die on the spot. Wish you were closer, you could come to my house.
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:33 PM
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9. You'll have to sweeten the deal |
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What else will you throw in?
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Mon Aug-29-05 09:22 PM
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I'm happy just the way I am.
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Mon Aug-29-05 09:29 PM
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11. Everbody wants someone elses. The unattatched nobody wants. |
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