Men are fartier than women. - Democratic Underground

DeposeTheBoyKing

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:21 PM
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Men are fartier than women.

Although they have some strong competition from moi!

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donco6

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:22 PM
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1. I'll fart to that!

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peekaloo

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:22 PM
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2. you should meet my sister.

she has cropdusting down to an art form.

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BikeWriter

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:23 PM
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3. Ten, nine, eight...

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Jara sang

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:25 PM
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4. seven... six... five...

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BikeWriter

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:34 PM
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7. Four... three... two...

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Jara sang

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:55 PM
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9. ...one ...zero ...???

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:56 PM
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10. KABLOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thar she blows!!!!!!!!

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BikeWriter

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:07 PM
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14. I don't understand it...

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BikeWriter

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:05 PM
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13. Uh, where's the lock?

:shrug:

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:28 PM
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5. The question is...

Is this because they have bigger anuses? :P

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lancdem

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:30 PM
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6. LOL

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chaska

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Mon Aug-29-05 08:54 PM
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8. Hmm, if that were true wouldn't men be lighter in weight than women...?

Gas is lighter than air, right?

I don't know about this one. Sounds like so much sophistry to me.

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:01 PM
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11. I dunno,

my wife can clear a room as quick as anybody else.

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no name no slogan

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:05 PM
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12. Hey

Pull my finger

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Road Scholar

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:33 PM
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15. Pull my little finger!! ROFLMAO nt

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Lilith Velkor

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:37 PM
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16. No, they just do it more publicly.

Ha!

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Kire

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:39 PM
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17. Wilbur, please be careful!

He's a very jealous man! He's a wrestler. He just sits around all day drinking barrels of beer. He drinks beer and farts and wrestles and lifts weights...

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EstimatedProphet

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Mon Aug-29-05 09:49 PM
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18. Locking

Bodily function thread

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