Today's ZINGS!

[Clintmax]

From the Tallahassee Democrat:

• I still do not understand what threat Iraq was to the United States, and I daresay we went to war to save us from nothing.

• Give the insurgents some black pajamas and you have Vietnam all over again.

• Ignorance has always been the greatest threat to American democracy. Currently, that ignorance is personified in people who think Cindy Sheehan is a traitor.

• How do the people at Comcast sleep at night? Over $53 after taxes for basic cable.

• You won't believe in intelligent design after you've had a colonoscopy.

• Does anyone else see the irony of a news show bringing us a story about the dangers of "performance enhancement drugs" only to then break away to a Viagra commercial?

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12486800.htm